(Enter) I have discovered the only guaranteed method to woo any woman

1. 2016-07-15 at 10:58 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Got another match today, but I deleted my account because I accidentally swiped yes to my ex-girlfriend's best friend. That fucking WHORE. Get off tinder you worthless, fucking slut.
2. 2018-07-30 at 3:36 AM UTC

   #22
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Malice after years of reading and contemplation, the summation of my work, akin to the blossoming of the perfect cherry blossom.
   
   Based on genuinely thousands of hours and countless pages of my inquisition into evolutionary theory, biology, and the finest pivotal research, studies, and papers in an attempt to understand all that mankind is; I have come upon this conclusion and method.
   
   Recreate this scene in its entirety.
   
   

   
   Malice's advice worked, but then he recreated THIS scene in its entirety as Jafar. >:(