2018-07-28 at 6:06 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Larry, y havent you put a ring on it yet???
2018-07-28 at 6:10 PM UTC
I like rose gold...just sayin.
2018-07-28 at 6:33 PM UTC
Oh I'm going to. Then she's going to spend the next decade of her life pregnant.
2018-07-28 at 6:37 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
dude! dont fuck her up for the next guy,, she should be done with having children,, everyone knows they dont snap back after the early 20's,, and makin babys with a big butt girl after 30 is just asking for an obese ex wife.
2018-07-28 at 6:42 PM UTC
I'm so bored I don't even have the motivation to read memes. I recognized Flanders but wad too lazy to process whatever a diddly hole was. If I was more motivated I could draw a parallel between Flanders and diddly holes but it's not going anywhere. I give up
2018-07-28 at 6:42 PM UTC
I always forget you are all knowing. Is that what happened to your ex wife?
2018-07-28 at 6:48 PM UTC
Pole there will never be a next guy. She knows I own her for the rest of her life.
2018-07-28 at 7:35 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by πΏ
I always forget you are all knowing. Is that what happened to your ex wife?
I was never foolish enough to marry
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2018-07-28 at 7:37 PM UTC
LMFAO
Yeah......thats why you never married ππ€£ππ€£
2018-07-28 at 7:46 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
honestly I knew you couldnt make a housewife out of a whore so what was the point
2018-07-28 at 7:47 PM UTC
You could've made a whore out of a housewife though, Poley.
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2018-07-28 at 7:55 PM UTC
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2018-07-28 at 10:03 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
whores cant be trusted,,, wow,, what a fart!, I trust my anus to tell me a fart isnt just a fart more than ide trust a whore no matter what she was to begin with,, I started to fart then pulled that little shit back in and had to run to the bathroom,, it was a shart,, a loud explosive shart,, poor ol rick vacated the mobile home,, he ran to the greenhouse for cover,, pretty sure the old woman across the street heard that one,, but I digress,, cant trust a whore or a housewife,, they always have plan B in the back of there heads
2018-07-28 at 10:13 PM UTC
joerell
African Astronaut
[twine our circinate supersymmetry]
Matt, Pole and Jedi are like the retarded version of the Village People. LMAO.