How to Hello, World!

1. 2018-07-27 at 12:24 PM UTC

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   allah Yung Blood
   I will do my best to teach you how to become an app developer. The first step to become an app developer requires you to make sure your code is np-complete. To do this we will use Python, because Perl doesn't exist anymore.
   
   
   

   IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
   PROGRAM-ID. hello.
   PROCEDURE DIVISION.
   DISPLAY "Hello World!".
   STOP RUN.

   
   This is fairly easy to understand. First, let's take a look at the first line:
   
   

   #include <stdio.h>

   
   This line tells the computer to copy, and paste the studio into your file. The studio is like a dance hall, and it is also the place where all of the code runs. If you remember the matrix movie, it's like the white room. It gives the CPU a fresh place to start.
   
   
   The next step is
   

   int main()

   
   this means interrogate main. We are going to want to display some text on the screen, so we need to interrogate main. the parenthesis are kind of like a road block preventing main from going anywhere until we return to it.
   
   printf("Hello, World!");
   
   This is the meet of her. This means print function. It's just like the print function in file>print except it uses std which is the standard display (your montir) to print the charecters.
   
   tyhank you all.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • aldra, 
   • apt
2. 2018-07-27 at 12:29 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   excellent tutorial
3. 2018-07-27 at 12:37 PM UTC

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   allah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by aldra excellent tutorial

   
   Thank you, bit flip taight me .
   
   
   https://exherbo.com/
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Cootehill
4. 2018-07-27 at 12:46 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, paedo linux
   
   
   bitflip? are you from totse2? if I remember right he disappeared a little before I joined
5. 2018-07-27 at 8:36 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   You fucked up. The code in your initial quote doesn't contain the code you refer to in subsequent quotes.
6. 2018-07-27 at 8:46 PM UTC

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   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
7. 2018-07-27 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   allah Yung Blood

   Originally posted by esbity You fucked up. The code in your initial quote doesn't contain the code you refer to in subsequent quotes.

   
   I'm still learning. Thank you for all of the feedback everyone.
8. 2018-07-27 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   allah Yung Blood
   The exclamation mark in the title is supposed to be a question mark, but I don't have a shift key.
9. 2018-07-27 at 10:19 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by esbity You fucked up. The code in your initial quote doesn't contain the code you refer to in subsequent quotes.

   
   That because the code is compiled, noob.
10. 2018-07-27 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    allah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Cootehill That because the code is compiled, noob.

    
    
    Please do not try and attempt to derail such a thoughtful discussion with trolling. Some people actually want to learn how computers work. Not just how to jiggle a mouse.
11. 2018-07-27 at 10:24 PM UTC

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    allah Yung Blood

    Originally posted by apt I wish this wasn't fake
    
    Here's the real site
    
    https://exherbo.org/

    
    
    I apologize for double posting, but I feel I have to mention: The original domain posted is the correct one. If you'll notice the .org has packages in the top right corner of the page. The real exherbo does not use packages, because the only thing you want to install on paedo linux are children.
12. 2018-07-28 at 10:16 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cootehill That because the code is compiled, noob.

    
    STFU. Fag