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Stalpanof's Thirsty Thursday

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    STALPANOF Yung Blood (banned) [hilariously waft my nitrazepam]
    I need a good fuck.

    Sorry for not making a post yesterday.
    Its not your fault.
    Its my fault for not really giving as much a fuck about NIS now that I have a super awesome real life with real life friends.

    But anyway....

    Yesterday was good.
    Typical work day although I was not being very tolerant and may or may not have called 2 of my co-workers "nigger bitches"
    Cut my hands up a bit and bled on stuff.
    Don't worry though because this time I even cleaned it up with the blood clean up kit.
    Actually I did not.
    I just wiped it up with a dirty shop rag I found on the ground.

    Let's get to today!

    I want some pussy.
    And I woke up to dump trucks backing up going BEEP BEEP BEEP and the first thing I thought about was that guy from zoklet.
    So I grabbed my gun and went outside to see why the dump trucks were retreating.
    Turns out they are actually in collaboration with other trucks and machines of types and they are stealing my fucking road.
    I guess I live off grid now?

    In other news...

    Every Thursday my company buys us lunch.
    So that means I do not have to pack my lunch.
    Last week we had KFC.
    That shit was the bomb.

    By the way,
    Luigi is a back stabbing bitch faced bitch liar bitch and should never ever be trusted.
    I hope Luigi and Mal die a slow and painful death in a boiling lagoon of autistic diarrhea.

    I suppose I will go watch tv and black people porn now.
    I think I am going to start with tv and breakfast.
    Then I will move onto black people porn.

    Hope you are all having a great day.
    I love you all very much.
    Be safe. (except Luigi and Mal who I want to die anyways)
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    😴😴😴
  4. #4
    What did I do now? I haven’t even been in TC all week?!?
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    Slippery
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    Slope
  7. #7
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    OP^
  8. #8
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by STALPANOF I have a super awesome real life with real life friends.

    im sorry to say this but being friends with people IRL is not possible becos their more likely than not just using you.
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