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Earplugs are really gay

  1. #1
    They make me wear earplugs at my place of employment and I think it's very homosexual.

    Just the thought of jamming something into my orifice seems weird to me. They also never stay in your ear properly so you gotta adjust them and pull in and out.

    Now I have permanent left ear damage I can barely hear from my ear and I don't think I'll ever get the hearing back.

    This is why I only wear earmuffs now.
  2. #2
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    They are very useful in jail.
  3. #3
    HTS highlight reel
    your employers make you rape your ear with little mini-dildos but that's not sexual harassment somehow
  4. #4
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by HTS your employers make you rape your ear with little mini-dildos but that's not sexual harassment somehow

  5. #5
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    What a profound, thought-provoking insightful post. Please remove your skin.
  6. #6
    Serious I think someone tried to mug me today but I couldn't hear anything so I just said "bro I'm deaf" and walked away
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