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It brings me great joy to see a dog's face when he or she is outside...

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    WellHung Black Hole
    Even when it's 90° out and as humid as a rainforest and they're panting like a motherfuker... they still look like they are having a Perpetual orgasm. Folks, dogs can help remind us that often times The Simple Pleasures in life are the best ones.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    They are funny to watch , when they take a dump...
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dogs dont have bills to pay,, how could they not be happy
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I like when big dogs are friends with tiny adorable little kittens and they let the kittens snuggle up to them or let them sit on their head. Awwww 😍😍😍
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    I don't like it when they lick their balls or ass and I'm eating dinner.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Dogs could sense evil. So if it barks and tries to bite ya, you're a person with bad intentions. My dog does it to almost every pedestrian he sees. They smile at me and I say to myself, "you evil motherfucker, don't smile and me and say he's cute". But I say thanks anyways.
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    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Dogs could sense evil. So if it barks and tries to bite ya, you're a person with bad intentions. My dog does it to almost every pedestrian he sees. They smile at me and I say to myself, "you evil motherfucker, don't smile and me and say he's cute". But I say thanks anyways.

    What if the pedestrian barks at the dog...is the dog then evil?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Dogs could sense evil. So if it barks and tries to bite ya, you're a person with bad intentions. My dog does it to almost every pedestrian he sees. They smile at me and I say to myself, "you evil motherfucker, don't smile and me and say he's cute". But I say thanks anyways.

    my girlfriend used to work night shift at a motel and they had a guard dog that absolutely hated black people
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    No. The man is most likely a dog then.@jer
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra my girlfriend used to work night shift at a motel and they had a guard dog that absolutely hated black people

    Some dogs truly are racist.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra my girlfriend used to work night shift at a motel and they had a guard dog that absolutely hated black people

    I'm light skinned and happen to have a kinship with all animals. So I consider myself lucky, I guess..
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I'm light skinned and happen to have a kinship with all animals. So I consider myself lucky, I guess..

    lol, I was just commenting on the 'evil' bit. turns out he was trained to distrust people wearing masks or hoods, and given there aren't all that many blacks near me he probably just assumed their faces were covered
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I like you aldra. Do you have a boyfriend?
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I do not. nor am I looking for one. sorry.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Damn it!




    I mean, it's understandable.
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I do not. nor am I looking for one. sorry.

    Perhaps you're looking for a husband?
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    I thought Aldra was a dude...
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I do not. nor am I looking for one. sorry.

    Lolol... Aldra made sure to nip the potential courting process right in the bud...🤣😆
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    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Poor Dirol
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I thought Aldra was a dude…

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