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I like to masturbate while driving...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Stopped at a stoplight, I try to cum when a chick in an SUV on my left is just arriving...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    CandyRein Black Hole
    ROFL smh
  3. #3
    There is no shame in enjoying that which god gave you son...no shame at all. It's there to be used.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson There is no shame in enjoying that which god gave you son…no shame at all. It's there to be used.

    Ty papi.
  5. #5
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Is this ^^ the same person as cupocheer?
  6. #6
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Nah...it's Matt the rapist...Cup is another troll.
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    esbity African Astronaut
    Ive done it.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by joerell Nah…it's Matt the rapist…Cup is another troll.

    Do you really want to speak of trolls, Jake??
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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    What do you do with the goo?
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho What do you do with the goo?

    Most likely under his seat, with his used Hubba Bubba, bubble gum...
  11. #11
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Do you really want to speak of trolls, Jake??

    Sure...why not. You were one of the worse ones and always intoxicated. You hate skanks...how can we forget or blacks who steal women you never had.
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