If I were a large aquatic mammal and I used ancestry.com...

1. 2018-07-20 at 7:12 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   It would probably say my ancestors come from Wales.
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2. 2018-07-20 at 7:19 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   D.
   
   my lips barely moved.
3. 2018-07-20 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   I can help you get those lips moving baby ;)
4. 2018-07-20 at 7:24 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   go on.
5. 2018-07-20 at 7:40 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   kek
6. 2018-07-20 at 7:52 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   
   
   "FAT BOMB!"
7. 2018-07-20 at 8:17 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   did you miss the joke or are we just talking about fat people now?
8. 2018-07-20 at 8:21 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Your mom's so fat
9. 2018-07-20 at 8:29 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by aldra did you miss the joke or are we just talking about fat people now?

   
   That there's lots of "whales" in "wales"?
   
   Honestly I just think australia's "fat bomb" thing is the funniest name for a public health issue and bring it up every chance I get
10. 2018-07-20 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    i just learn that their princess has slampig / landwhale physique.
11. 2018-07-20 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Is the wife of the prince considered a princess? I'm not sure it works like that.
12. 2018-07-20 at 9:50 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Lanny It would probably say my ancestors come from Wales.

    
    or FINland
    
    
    
    .
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    • Lanny
13. 2018-07-20 at 9:58 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I cannot take this anymore. Quit it!
14. 2018-07-20 at 10 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by ohfralala I cannot take this anymore. Quit it!

    
    Alright, alright, I'm FINished
15. 2018-07-20 at 10:04 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I sea what you did there. - _-
16. 2018-07-20 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    
17. 2018-07-20 at 10:05 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Lanny takes a trip to Ikea
    
    
18. 2018-07-20 at 10:22 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by ohfralala Lanny takes a trip to Ikea

    
    This has happened before. People like to pretend like they hate it but really they don't want me to stop.
19. 2018-07-20 at 10:23 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That’s how rapists start. That’s how it all starts.
    
    It’s just like how serial killers start by torturing cats.
20. 2018-07-20 at 10:26 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    stupid bitch was asking for my bad jokes, going around all capable of understanding wordplay, that joke-slut.