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  1. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Red is 45.



    Liar. You're hot. Own it.

    God ur fine



    Age like wine
  2. I learned not to believe internet photos back in 1993 when I met a chick in London I'd been chatting to on Compuserve (if anyone remembers that) for 6 months...her pic said 120...the thing waiting at the train station in london when I got off was 250...that was the end of my online dating career before most of you even started!

    I still remember getting off the train and looking around for her, not seeing her but seeing this blob jumping up and down waving..and thinking "oh no..."
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  3. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Lolol๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    ๐Ÿ˜‚ I didn't have a phone/ camera 10 Yrs ago ๐Ÿค”
    SMH so weird.
  5. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Ty Man. Still have 5 years before I close up shop. lol


    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I still remember getting off the train and looking around for her, not seeing her but seeing this blob jumping up and down waving..and thinking "oh no…"



    How did it end?
  6. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Uh remmeber the photo u posted with a digital camera



    10 yrs ago was 2008....smart phones were around so was fb
  7. DontTellEm Black Hole
    ... โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿค”
  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  9. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Red_Woman How did it end?

    Hit banged her of course...

    He already was there

    ๐Ÿ˜‚
  10. Originally posted by Red_Woman How did it end?

    Naturally I was the perfect gentleman.

    It was a hot day, she kissed me and the sweat from her upper lip drizzled into my mouth...The plan was for me to stay the weekend...we did stuff around London for a few hours and then went back to her house...the whole time I was thinking how to get out of it...She physically abused me on her sofa and then said lets go up to bed...I said I felt ill and asked to use the bathroom.

    I stayed in there for 20 mins shaking and whimpering. I eventually came out and said I was sorry but I was deathly sick and needed to leave.

    The next day was my birthday and she called to say "happy birthday, thanks for coming, and I hope you feel better"...I hung up on her.
  11. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Lmaaaaooooo
  12. Manonfire African Astronaut
    See donttellem this will happen to U if u keep on lying
  13. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol I'm positive she was absolutely thrilled to see u stepping off that bus.
  14. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    ....you skipped over the abortion! @jigg
  15. DontTellEm Black Hole
    ๐Ÿ™‚ ppl are weird.
  16. Originally posted by tee hee hee ….you skipped over the abortion! @jigg

    That was someone else.
  17. Red_Woman African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Naturally I was the perfect gentleman.

    It was a hot day, she kissed me and the sweat from her upper lip drizzled into my mouth…The plan was for me to stay the weekend…we did stuff around London for a few hours and then went back to her house…the whole time I was thinking how to get out of it…She physically abused me on her sofa and then said lets go up to bed…I said I felt ill and asked to use the bathroom.

    I stayed in there for 20 mins shaking and whimpering. I eventually came out and said I was sorry but I was deathly sick and needed to leave.

    The next day was my birthday and she called to say "happy birthday, thanks for coming, and I hope you feel better"…I hung up on her.

    You fucking bs smartazz. Perfect gentleman.
  18. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol I'm positive she was absolutely thrilled to see u stepping off that bus.

    Stick up for ur fella catfishin fat girls!๐Ÿ‘Š
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  19. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Wut? ๐Ÿ˜‚
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Every guy has gotten fattyfished

    Those fucking angles...fatties know their trick angles. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    Itโ€™s always a feeling of โ€œfuuuuuuuuck...not this againโ€

    When they waddle into the bar and you kinda recognize their face.

    Thay see you right off the bat too...no sneaking out the back.
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