I enjoy sneaking into hotel pools...

1. 2018-07-19 at 3:24 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   And utilizing them free of charge... wud anyone care to join me? (Ladies preferred)
2. 2018-07-19 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   🤔. Dummy.
3. 2018-07-19 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I do it all the time, I use their gym too. Since I'm tight with my acquaintances, I was able to retrieve 2 security card keys, one from each hotel, that has full access to any of the hotel suite rooms. The presidential suite is my favorite one because only rich people can afford it. The one I was in had 3 mini bars, a king size bed, a big screen TV, a perfect view of the city and a very luxurious and spacious bathroom. It's too bad I had no one to share it with.
4. 2018-07-19 at 4:39 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl I do it all the time, I use their gym too. Since I'm tight with my acquaintances, I was able to retrieve 2 security card keys, one from each hotel, that has full access to any of the hotel suite rooms. The presidential suite is my favorite one because only rich people can afford it. The one I was in had 3 mini bars, a king size bed, a big screen TV, a perfect view of the city and a very luxurious and spacious bathroom. It's too bad I had no one to share it with.

   
   They're watching you.
5. 2018-07-19 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by WellHung And utilizing them free of charge… wud anyone care to join me? (Ladies preferred)

   
   the free breakfast bar motel chains have are good too when you are on the road. Just find a chain you know has a free breakfast bar, pull over and walk in like you stayed there last night
   
   "MORNING! LOVELY DAY!...HOPE THE COFFEE IS HOT...HA HA HARR"
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6. 2018-07-19 at 4:45 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Of course they are, I work there so they know who I am. Not once did they ever approach me, and I've been doing this for a couple years now. I do it quite brilliantly actually. They see that I'm not overdoing it like most probably would, so they'd always give me a pass. The second I walk in, I introduce myself to most of the security guards there, use my social interaction skills to converse with humor and badabing-badaboom, I'm free.
7. 2018-07-19 at 4:46 PM UTC

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   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the free breakfast bar motel chains have are good too when you are on the road. Just find a chain you know has a free breakfast bar, pull over and walk in like you stayed there last night
   
   "MORNING! LOVELY DAY!…HOPE THE COFFEE IS HOT…HA HA HARR"

   
   Genius
   
   Does it really work tho?
8. 2018-07-19 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   yup...just make sure there are a lot of cars though parked up...(so you know there is a lot of guests and they wont remember them all).
   
   Best Western are good about not giving a fuck.
9. 2018-07-19 at 4:52 PM UTC

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   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   I enjoy sneaking into a hotel room and leaving Matt’s drowned body for the maid to “dispose of”
   
   
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10. 2018-07-19 at 4:57 PM UTC

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    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson yup…just make sure there are a lot of cars though parked up…(so you know there is a lot of guests and they wont remember them all).
    
    Best Western are good about not giving a fuck.

    
    Im gona try this soon
11. 2018-07-19 at 4:57 PM UTC

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    Manonfire African Astronaut

    Originally posted by EllariaSand I enjoy sneaking into a hotel room and leaving Matt’s drowned body for the maid to “dispose of”
    
    

    
    Can someone pls explain who the fuk Matt is !????
12. 2018-07-19 at 4:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Manonfire Can someone pls explain who the fuk Matt is !????

    
    Matt is wellhung
    
    ...ummmm
13. 2018-07-19 at 5:01 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Manonfire Can someone pls explain who the fuk Matt is !????

    
    Lol
    
    Matt aka Goblin, is the OP.
14. 2018-07-19 at 5:03 PM UTC

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    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Thank u
15. 2018-07-19 at 7:21 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson the free breakfast bar motel chains have are good too when you are on the road. Just find a chain you know has a free breakfast bar, pull over and walk in like you stayed there last night
    
    "MORNING! LOVELY DAY!…HOPE THE COFFEE IS HOT…HA HA HARR"

    
    Lolol...i learned from the best! just gotta be confident and natural and ACT LIKE U BELONG. ☺😙
16. 2018-07-19 at 7:26 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Manonfire Genius
    
    Does it really work tho?

    
    Never tried but I think it does. lol
    Big hotels and resorts hardly remember all their guests. It's impossible.
17. 2018-07-19 at 7:27 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Red_Woman Never tried but I think it does. lol
    Big hotels and resorts hardly remember all their guests. It's impossible.

    
    Exactly. Thats the key right there. Got to be a big place with a lot of turnover
18. 2018-07-19 at 7:31 PM UTC

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    Red_Woman African Astronaut
    The only time I stayed in a resort in Turkey,and it was huge. We were never asked anything neither for breakfast, lunch or dinner. There were lots of people.
19. 2018-07-19 at 7:34 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    i have actually done the same thing at a swanky hotel down, shit was tight they had a bar and didnt say anything