Fuck, marry, kill: forum edition

1. 2018-07-19 at 3:54 PM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well I've been forced to learn that skill here too.

   
   What ones you make? My beef curries and my king prawn curries are my favorites.
   
   
   
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2. 2018-07-19 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Posting in a DH thread
   
   
   
   I promise if you had sex with me and married me you’d want to kill me also.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by ohfralala Posting in a DH thread
   
   
   
   I promise if you had sex with me and married me you’d want to kill me also.

   
   Deal
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   • Zanick
3. 2018-07-19 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Now THAT'S passion!
4. 2018-07-19 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist What ones you make? My beef curries and my king prawn curries are my favorites.
   
   
   
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   Butter chicken mostly. The occasional prawn (shrimp) and mushroom and Keema every now and then.
5. 2018-07-19 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #25
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Now THAT'S passion!

   
   You should read his private messages to me.
   
   Also nice avi
6. 2018-07-19 at 4:33 PM UTC

   #26
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Butter chicken mostly. The occasional prawn (shrimp) and mushroom and Keema every now and then.

   
   I love the way you put shrimp in parentheses so your neighbors will know wtf you're on about. That's the same reason used parentheses instead of brackets.
   
   I really wanna nice curry now.
   
   
   
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
7. 2018-07-19 at 4:35 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Me too.
8. 2018-07-19 at 5:05 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Captain,are u gay?
   I'm In love w u anyway sooo 👅

   
   *sends captain falcon real picture of donttellem*
9. 2018-07-19 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Manonfire African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ OH shut up ya Muncy!
   
   Fuck - sav
   
   Marry - nobody, stop asking
   
   Kill - Jill the cuck or joerell the ultimate cuck

   
   Id kill Jill the cat to
   Where is he anyway
10. 2018-07-19 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #30
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I'd marry whoever has the most coolest stuff so I can have half when we divorce mmmmk?
11. 2018-07-19 at 5:55 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'd marry whoever has the most coolest stuff so I can have half when we divorce mmmmk?

    
    That's not the case in many states, Texas for example you only qualify for half of what was accumulated DURING the marriage. In other words the 10 mil I already have is safe...you wont get any of it.
12. 2018-07-19 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #32
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Then we shall move to Cali.
13. 2018-07-19 at 6:01 PM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Couples should take elaborate divorce pictures just like wedding pictures except its glamour shots of them fist fighting each other and being verbally abusive.
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14. 2018-07-19 at 6:05 PM UTC

    #34
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    "This is a pic of me hitting u with a frying pan.
    And remember this one of me throwing hot tea at your face??"
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    • mmQ
15. 2018-07-19 at 6:12 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lolzapoo
    
    Remember that time I broke your leg in 6 places and forcibly removed your gall bladder with my bare hands because you forgot to pick me up beer on your way home?
    
    *hearty chuckle*
16. 2018-07-19 at 6:38 PM UTC

    #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    No honeybunch, I dont remember that at all hmmmm...
17. 2018-07-19 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Remember the time I said "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed..."