Attention all dying people

1. 2018-07-19 at 6:51 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   If you are reading this and are dead and/or dying, welcome!
   
   You may be having a hard time of things right now, and that's OKAY. Perfectly normal even.
   
   What I need you to do is
2. 2018-07-19 at 6:59 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Ensign Galm
3. 2018-07-19 at 7:42 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can you imagine being the dad that literally puts his toddler son and daughter into an oven, some fucking how, and bakes them to death, and films it, and sends it to their mom?
   
   What a world.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Manonfire
4. 2018-07-19 at 7:44 AM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by mmQ Can you imagine being the dad that literally puts his toddler son and daughter into an oven, some fucking how, and bakes them to death, and films it, and sends it to their mom?
   
   What a world.

   
   Uh, Yeah. My Dad. WOW.
5. 2018-07-19 at 7:45 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by RestStop Uh, Yeah. My Dad. WOW.

   
   His email thst I don't have???, WOWOWOWWOW!!
6. 2018-07-19 at 7:47 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Lol wtf?
   
   
   ...dad, ur so crazy!
7. 2018-07-19 at 7:56 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   What do they need to do? Asking for curiosity's sake, I'm not dying or anything.
8. 2018-07-19 at 7:56 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Dead.
9. 2018-07-19 at 10:25 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS What do they need to do? Asking for curiosity's sake, I'm not dying or anything.

   
   We are all dying... every day brings us closer to death.
10. 2018-07-19 at 10:42 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by WellHung We are all dying… every day brings us closer to death.

    
    Not me.
11. 2018-07-19 at 1:22 PM UTC

    #11
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I plan on uploading my consciousness to a 32k Commodore PET
12. 2018-07-19 at 4:04 PM UTC

    #12
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    People shouldn't die near me, I'd have too many questions.
13. 2018-07-19 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Zanick People shouldn't die near me, I'd have too many questions.

    
    Impossible