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Reinventing Myself?

  1. #1
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Not hardly. I am proud of who I am.

    Now, should you wish to say "improve" oneself I would agree.

    1) Be more cognizant of conditions that are detrimental to a human and stoo, reduce, or avoid those elements.

    While one can stopping partaking of tobacco products they cannot avoid environmental elements which cause the same damage.

    Be "environment" friendly.
  2. #2
    Manonfire African Astronaut
    U are the frickin worst poster


    I'd take infinity times 20 over u
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  3. #3
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Manon -- not everyone can care for everyone else.

    I'm pleased to know that you can at least prefer something or someone on this site.
  4. #4
    Madman African Astronaut
    You have to be high to enjoy this site.
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  5. #5
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Im high on life, dear.

    And no where on this site have you seen me post that I am enjoying this site.
  6. #6
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Reinventing yourself is very simple, if you know the right way to do it and follow instructions carefully.

    First, you have to find another man to be your new dad. Make sure he's compatible with your mom and then introduce them during her ovulation. Suggest they get dinner, and that night, wait until they've left on their date and then set up secret cameras and a baby monitor to record your mom's bedroom. You're going to want to remember this night one day, so make sure the angle is perfect for the cameras. Then all you need is a fork, and I'll get to why shortly.

    I should add that, if you haven't already been slipping fertility herbs into her food for a couple of weeks, this isn't going to work. So this burly father-to-be brings your mom home, hopefully very drunk, and you hide somewhere in the house where you'll hear them doing the deed, but where they won't hear your baby monitor receiving sounds of them having sex. As soon as you hear him come over the baby monitor, start counting down backwards from 100.

    When you get to 26, jam the fork into an electrical outlet. This will make your soul take the place of the one driving the fastest semen. After you've successfully infiltrated your whore mother's womb for the second time, give yourself a pat on the back! You've just reinvented yourself.
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  7. #7
    Xlite African Astronaut
    ^That or something like that is actually more plausible than people would think.
  8. #8
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    My mother and father are both dead.

    finis
  9. #9
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I'm good just as I am.


  10. #10
    Symbiote Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Zanick Reinventing yourself is very simple, if you know the right way to do it and follow instructions carefully.

    First, you have to find another man to be your new dad. Make sure he's compatible with your mom and then introduce them during her ovulation. Suggest they get dinner, and that night, wait until they've left on their date and then set up secret cameras and a baby monitor to record your mom's bedroom. You're going to want to remember this night one day, so make sure the angle is perfect for the cameras. Then all you need is a fork, and I'll get to why shortly.

    I should add that, if you haven't already been slipping fertility herbs into her food for a couple of weeks, this isn't going to work. So this burly father-to-be brings your mom home, hopefully very drunk, and you hide somewhere in the house where you'll hear them doing the deed, but where they won't hear your baby monitor receiving sounds of them having sex. As soon as you hear him come over the baby monitor, start counting down backwards from 100.

    When you get to 26, jam the fork into an electrical outlet. This will make your soul take the place of the one driving the fastest semen. After you've successfully infiltrated your whore mother's womb for the second time, give yourself a pat on the back! You've just reinvented yourself.

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  11. #11
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Perfection can't be improved upon.
  12. #12
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Zuckerberg.....is reinventing himself. lol

    Dropped 2 places in richest.

    Stock down 19% today.

    Billions of dollars list.

    That's Zuckerbergs penalty for selling his users privacy and allowing Soviet spies to brainwash the idiot membership.
  13. #13
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Zuckerberg is reinventing. (Perhapshe should listen to my advice once in a while.)
  14. #14
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by cupocheer I'm good just as I am.


  15. #15
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Maintaining my status quo....
  16. #16
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Not appropriate for the forum you made this thread in.
  17. #17
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Hypocrite
  18. #18
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    This
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    PSA:I am conducting an end-of-the-year survey. Please bear with me?,
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