Fuck, marry, kill: forum edition

1. 2018-07-19 at 5:44 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Fuck: Lanny, but only if he wears the hat.
   
   Marry: Captain. He's a cutie, but more importantly he's rich as hell. I also think he'd be a dutiful lover.
   
   Kill: I wouldn't kill anybody here unless they were trying to kill me, so I guess Sploo under the right circumstances.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • DontTellEm, 
   • RestStop
2. 2018-07-19 at 5:46 AM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Ok.
3. 2018-07-19 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Captain rich?
4. 2018-07-19 at 6:05 AM UTC

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   Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
   Fuck: Fralala
   
   Marry: Fralala
   
   Kill: Bill Krozby
5. 2018-07-19 at 6:16 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fuck - Fralala (she seems sadistic and fun!)
   
   Marry - My bby grl Sav
   
   Kill: Bill Krozby
6. 2018-07-19 at 6:23 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   what are you all a bunch of fags or what? this is like what 12 year old girls play ffs.
   
   
   
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   • Rock_N_Rollover
7. 2018-07-19 at 6:24 AM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut
8. 2018-07-19 at 7:24 AM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Captain,are u gay?
   I'm In love w u anyway sooo 👅
9. 2018-07-19 at 7:38 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by NARCassist what are you all a bunch of fags or what? this is like what 12 year old girls play ffs.
   
   
   
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   OH shut up ya Muncy!
   
   Fuck - sav
   
   Marry - nobody, stop asking
   
   Kill - Jill the cuck or joerell the ultimate cuck
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist, 
   • The Self Taught Man
10. 2018-07-19 at 8:08 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    looks like panick is in need of a good ol rodgering up his boivyana to make him stfu.
    
    too many gay lords and dh'ers on the forum, not enough anrachihst capitalist types like myself.
    
    
11. 2018-07-19 at 8:08 AM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol @ stop asking. 😣
12. 2018-07-19 at 10:28 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ OH shut up ya Muncy!
    
    Fuck - sav
    
    Marry - nobody, stop asking
    
    Kill - Jill the cuck or joerell the ultimate cuck

    
    I'd marry you mmQ and I'm not even gay. Not even a tiny little bit so it would be a cold emotionless and loveless relationship. But I'd still promise to honor and obay till death do us part?
    
    What you saying mmQ, should I go ahead and book the sky-writing pilot now?
    
    
    
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13. 2018-07-19 at 11:05 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by NARCassist I'd marry you mmQ and I'm not even gay. Not even a tiny little bit so it would be a cold emotionless and loveless relationship. But I'd still promise to honor and obay till death do us part?
    
    What you saying mmQ, should I go ahead and book the sky-writing pilot now?
    
    
    
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    Whatever helps make it look real. I'm in it for the benefits.
14. 2018-07-19 at 11:34 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Whatever helps make it look real. I'm in it for the benefits.

    
    Oh yeah I get you some benefits boy, ya get me?
    
    
    
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15. 2018-07-19 at 11:39 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Coz you can come live in the UK then and we got shitloads of benefits. You can get your basic JSA or go for the ESA or the DLA. On top of those two you can have your pips and if you play the system right also top that up with a carers allowance. Then you can apply for your community care grants, a budgeting loan, a crisis loan plus you'll get housing benefit, council tax benefit, you'll get free prescription meds and best of all you can have the benefit of my cock baby. But I'm not gay tho, not even a tiny little bit.
    
    
    
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16. 2018-07-19 at 1:17 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    UK has great curry houses too, can't get a good curry in Texas for love nor money.
17. 2018-07-19 at 1:41 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Fuck - hard to choose, everyone likes to fuck with me.
    
    
    Marry-

    

    I already put a ring on it as you could see. Look at those sexy paws❤
    
    Kill - anyone who says KFC has better chicken than Popeye's.
18. 2018-07-19 at 2:04 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Posting in a DH thread
    
    

    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Fuck: Fralala
    
    Marry: Fralala
    
    Kill: Bill Krozby

    
    I promise if you had sex with me and married me you’d want to kill me also.
19. 2018-07-19 at 2:09 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson UK has great curry houses too, can't get a good curry in Texas for love nor money.

    
    Best curries I have are the ones i make myself.
    
    
    
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20. 2018-07-19 at 2:40 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist Best curries I have are the ones i make myself.
    
    
    
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    Well I've been forced to learn that skill here too.