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I hate electives
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2016-02-22 at 9:59 AM UTCHad to take one this semester so I chose psychology since it's the least gay and I figured I might meet a girl who'd be willing to introduce me to her younger sister. Anyway, it's been awkward as hell. Every day I walk in wearing my sunglasses and trench coat, carrying my Thinkpad W520 under my arm. As I sit down at the back of the class and slam my 6lb beast on the desk, I see the macfags tremble with fear and start muttering about how I triggered their PTSD. Girls point and giggle but I just stare autistically at the whiteboard and play around with python scripts until the lecture is over, then leave quietly.
The class itself is dumb and I haven't learned anything that I couldn't have just read on wikipedia, which is in fact a credible source, university has taught me this -
2016-02-22 at 5:34 PM UTCYou shouldn't be wearing a trenchcoat, instead wear a cowboy hat and spurs. If you want to meet a naive entitled skank, just sit next to her 2 classes in a row, make small talk and speak up confidently in class about something. If you challenge a professor it makes them moist. You should have taken intro to religious studies. I'm currently posting from a third year stats course on a crackbook and it's boring as fuck. I wouldn't even go to class unless the focal point is talking to slutz. I've got a third year elective class about Canuckistan that's easy as fuck, I was going to try to get with this tall dark haired bitch faced girl who idolizes William Lyon Mackenzie King but she saw me with my GF outside of school last week. I trolled a native football player during a debate by saying my family has personally suffered more handship from the British Monarchy than his has. He sounded like he was about to cry going on about how his "voice isn't being heard" and I almost said "that's because most people don't know savages can talk."
tl dr: use electives to exploit emotionally weak people: girls who lack confidence and guys who lack intelligence -
2016-02-22 at 8:28 PM UTCA trench coat with no fedora? No wonder people hate you.
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2016-02-22 at 8:55 PM UTC
You shouldn't be wearing a trenchcoat, instead wear a cowboy hat and spurs. If you want to meet a naive entitled skank, just sit next to her 2 classes in a row, make small talk and speak up confidently in class about something. If you challenge a professor it makes them moist. You should have taken intro to religious studies. I'm currently posting from a third year stats course on a crackbook and it's boring as fuck. I wouldn't even go to class unless the focal point is talking to slutz. I've got a third year elective class about Canuckistan that's easy as fuck, I was going to try to get with this tall dark haired bitch faced girl who idolizes William Lyon Mackenzie King but she saw me with my GF outside of school last week. I trolled a native football player during a debate by saying my family has personally suffered more handship from the British Monarchy than his has. He sounded like he was about to cry going on about how his "voice isn't being heard" and I almost said "that's because most people don't know savages can talk."
tl dr: use electives to exploit emotionally weak people: girls who lack confidence and guys who lack intelligence
Getting laid in college is very easy. In fact, most people do it on accident. It's easiest during the first few weeks of class as a freshman, because basically it's a bunch of grown-up babies who have never been away from their parents before and don't understand the value of money.
Electives (like most college) is a scam to get your money and you've got to twist the goddamn professor's arm to give you anywhere near the education you paid for. Totsians usually hate college because the standards are all low and most of us are autodidacts.
All I would say is if you show up and coast through the class it's going to be stupid. It has to be or most people would fail out and college would be much less profitable. However, if you do what I did and use the textbooks, professors, university laboratories, and libraries to your advantage, you can learn way more shit than many PhD candidates that hug the standard just by being self-motivated. It wouldn't be uncommon for me to have read the entire textbook by the first month of class, at which point I'd be trying to learn more.
And even then, I still got laid. Like I said, it isn't hard. -
2016-02-22 at 9:16 PM UTC
Had to take one this semester so I chose psychology since it's the least gay and I figured I might meet a girl who'd be willing to introduce me to her younger sister. Anyway, it's been awkward as hell. Every day I walk in wearing my sunglasses and trench coat, carrying my Thinkpad W520 under my arm. As I sit down at the back of the class and slam my 6lb beast on the desk, I see the macfags tremble with fear and start muttering about how I triggered their PTSD. Girls point and giggle but I just stare autistically at the whiteboard and play around with python scripts until the lecture is over, then leave quietly.
The class itself is dumb and I haven't learned anything that I couldn't have just read on wikipedia, which is in fact a credible source, university has taught me this
What were the other choices? Did it have to be a social science? As far as social sciences I think the favorite class I have ever taken is political science. If you are more technology based, how come you didn't choose a class that wasn't your major but somewhere in the same realm? I'm a journalism major but I needed some extra classes to fill my schedule so I could get my student loans so I took a computer science class.
Unless I'm way off base and you only have a small choice of what you have to take. Like in highschool. I just assumed you were talking about college which usually gives you a lot more options. -
2016-02-22 at 10:54 PM UTCstatistics is for c average students
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2016-02-23 at 5:16 AM UTCPosting in a faggo thread
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2016-02-23 at 6:43 AM UTCDitch the attitude, they were probably worried you might kill them.
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2016-02-23 at 7:15 AM UTCI'm like 90% sure OP is joking. Most of it is lame /g/ memes
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2016-02-23 at 11:23 AM UTC
You shouldn't be wearing a trenchcoat, instead wear a cowboy hat and spurs. If you want to meet a naive entitled skank, just sit next to her 2 classes in a row, make small talk and speak up confidently in class about something. If you challenge a professor it makes them moist. You should have taken intro to religious studies. I'm currently posting from a third year stats course on a crackbook and it's boring as fuck. I wouldn't even go to class unless the focal point is talking to slutz. I've got a third year elective class about Canuckistan that's easy as fuck, I was going to try to get with this tall dark haired bitch faced girl who idolizes William Lyon Mackenzie King but she saw me with my GF outside of school last week. I trolled a native football player during a debate by saying my family has personally suffered more handship from the British Monarchy than his has. He sounded like he was about to cry going on about how his "voice isn't being heard" and I almost said "that's because most people don't know savages can talk."
tl dr: use electives to exploit emotionally weak people: girls who lack confidence and guys who lack intelligence
this is actually good advice
