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I hate touch - screen cell phones

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    I always fuck something up every time I grab my phone.
  2. #2
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Set your screen to lock itself after 15-30 seconds of inactivity
  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by stare rape Set your screen to lock itself after 15-30 seconds of inactivity

    Sounds complicated.
  4. #4
    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
    Go back to a flip phone ya fucking white monkey.
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Go back to a flip phone ya fucking white monkey.

    Got one for sale?
  6. #6
    Have an underling answer the phone for you.
  7. #7
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have an underling answer the phone for you.

    Lolol...indeed! I think I'll employ a nice looking female. Perhaps she can do other things for me too...
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