I hate touch - screen cell phones

1. 2018-07-18 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole
   I always fuck something up every time I grab my phone.
2. 2018-07-18 at 12:05 PM UTC

   #2
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   Set your screen to lock itself after 15-30 seconds of inactivity
3. 2018-07-18 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #3
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by stare rape Set your screen to lock itself after 15-30 seconds of inactivity

   
   Sounds complicated.
4. 2018-07-18 at 12:29 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Go back to a flip phone ya fucking white monkey.
5. 2018-07-18 at 12:38 PM UTC

   #5
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Go back to a flip phone ya fucking white monkey.

   
   Got one for sale?
6. 2018-07-18 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Have an underling answer the phone for you.
7. 2018-07-18 at 1:29 PM UTC

   #7
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have an underling answer the phone for you.

   
   Lolol...indeed! I think I'll employ a nice looking female. Perhaps she can do other things for me too...