does anyone else hope when they log in to reddit

1. 2018-07-18 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #1
   agent_0927x Houston
   that there's been some natural disaster or huge tragedy that's taken place since the last time you checked it so there will be interesting things to read about?
2. 2018-07-18 at 11:59 AM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole
   Shut up, homo.
3. 2018-07-18 at 12:08 PM UTC

   #3
   

   HTS highlight reel
   no because im not a morbid misanthropic motherfucker
   
   and also because i never use plebbit. mostly because i never use plebbit, tbh.