Okay you and a mate are down to your last 10 bvucks but your both starving and everything inside is telling you to rob a grocery store Point Break style. Instead of that, go for this stealthy method of filling up your hungry stomach that won't get you in trouble AND is more fun.
SUPPLIES NEEDED:- 10 bvucks
- A mate
- both of you should have cellphones but it's not really needed
- A newspaper
The best place to do this is a low end chain eatery like a Denny's or IHOP. Any chain pancake/coffee house chain will do.
First send in the hungriest mate, sit down and start chugging coffee, order the BIGGEST FUCKING MEAL you can possibly imagine. Get two breakfast omelet's with pancakes and extra bacon, a milkshake, a plate of nachos and a burger. Say something like "I'm waiting for my date" to the waitress and keep looking around and checking your phone, sigh a lot and seem depressed.
When you are getting full slow your chowing down pace and text your mate to come in holding a newspaper. The mate will come in and sit close to the bathroom, order a coffee and read the paper . Then the first mate asks for a Box for all this food and the bill. The other mate should also get a bill for the coffee, this is where a phone comes in handy. The guy who ordered all the food "goes to the bathroom" and swaps bills with his mate on the way.
Pay the coffee bill (make sure the person ringing you up isn't the same person you ordered food from) and maybe hide the food in a backpack on your way out, or a briefcase. and get the fock out of there. Then the mate who ordered the coffee finishes up and goes to pay the bill but when its $30-$40 they say WHAT?! I ordered one coffee! ask the waitress I never ordered food!. Someone must have messed up the bill!. Tell them you are running late, drop a $5 and walk out.
As long as you don't get the employees in trouble and you only do this to CHAIN restrauntz the waitresses wont give a fuck, especially if the place is really busy.
Swap roles and repeat somewhere else.
