Who wants Captain Falcon's bank account details?

1. 2018-07-16 at 10:59 PM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
2. 2018-07-16 at 11:02 PM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by blaster master Me too.

   
   That is considered Wrong.
3. 2018-07-17 at 12 AM UTC

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   joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
   $6.75 goes pretty far on a first date...count me in.
4. 2018-07-17 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   No one, that nigga poor as dirt.
5. 2018-07-17 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   The Lord is my Shepard
6. 2018-07-17 at 12:36 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I SHALL NOT WANT
7. 2018-07-17 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Money can't buy you happiness.
   
   But my Land Cruiser is a pretty sweet car to be unhappy in.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
8. 2018-07-17 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Captain Money can't buy you happiness.
   
   But my Land Cruiser is a pretty sweet car to be unhappy in.

   
   You own a Land Cruiser in Pakistan? is it left behind after the war and you guys just snag whatever they left behind.
9. 2018-07-17 at 2:40 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by S6x You own a Land Cruiser in Pakistan? is it left behind after the war and you guys just snag whatever they left behind.

   
   Captain FailFalcon is a Grand Moolaa in the Freedom of Afghanistan militia.
10. 2018-07-17 at 3:26 AM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
11. 2018-07-17 at 3:30 AM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut
    Umbrella Man Umbrella Man