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"Hipster Fuck" flash fiction by Kro

  1. #1
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    When Seth's daddy died his mom met a frenchman Jaque in williamsburg NY, he was only 10 years old. The frenchman a self proclaimed christian captured the heart of his liberal mother and they moved to Iran in 2002 to be apart of movement to help liberate the people with their church and bible classes for the locals.

    Seth and his two older brothers were taken aback by this move. They were forced to live in a church dormitory with other kids from around the U.S. Everything was just so hush hush. His older brothers over the course of a month due to the sheer insanity of the move and knowing and always hating Seth for being the weaker and gayer little bromo he always was would rape him every night. They would hold him down and take turns swapping semen into his tight lil fucking butt.

    The other kids didn't say anything as they were depressed and didn't care and they were basically in a cult like dogmatic situation where they turned the other cheek, no pun intended..

    Anyways the conflict in the area escalated to where the "church" was allah akbarred, dead bodies everywhere.. Jaque and his 2 brothers died but him and his mother were able to it back to williamsburg. He hated his mother sooo sooooooo much for this but he slowly got over just a lil bit... make

    [june 2018]

    a different missionary group from most of the members from the east coast have suffered a similar fate and about 35 kids have survived and are bunkered up in a christian church which is now basically an orphanage because these kids have had their parents killed and don't have family member or family member that arent hip to what is going on.

    The pakistani police and gang.stalkers are cutting off the water and power to the church off and on for the course of a couple of weeks, driving by in vans with microphones spewing bullshit how anyone who kills them will get instant harem in muslim heaven if they kill those kids because they are whyte and christian.

    These kids and the padre and nuns are mortified and flipping their wigs so they get some rogue spears on the outskirts of the city accept the little money they have for 3 vans to drive them past the borderlands to where a plain will be waiting, so they pack up as much as they can in the vans at like 2 in the morning and they make it out. Just barely... and a church in williamsburg accepts the orphans as to work with social services to put the kids in proper care.

    [A few days later]

    Seth happens to be working as a councilor at that church, he's your quintessential hipster, he has a whispy moustache, wears a green and pink pastel colored scarf and smokes fags. Despite being raped when he was younger he was always meant to take it up the ass its something he likes just not by his brothers. But now he has an agenda to take back what was stolen from him, he has tattooed on his arm "do unto others as whats been done too you"

    [to be continued... or maybe not hehehehehee]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Didn't read
  3. #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Didn't read

    oh pahsore you know you did, you're just soooo soooooo jelly that im a more of an interesting writer than you.


    hehehehehehehe
  4. #4
    Madman African Astronaut
    ITT Bill Krozby confesses to more rape
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Seths are always gigantic pussies.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Seths are always gigantic pussies.

    Ive actually never a seth before
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Madman ITT Bill Krozby confesses to more rape

    Hey you know what they say.. Write what you know...


    Hehehehehe
  8. #8
    Madman African Astronaut
    You are a shit writer.


    This is good writing.

    Well Frank settled down in the Valley
    and he hung his wild years
    on a nail that he drove through
    his wife's forehead
    he sold used office furniture
    out there on San Fernando Road
    and assumed a $30,000 loan
    at 15 _ % and put a down payment
    on a little two bedroom place
    his wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
    made good bloody marys
    kept her mouth shut most of the time
    had a little Chihuahua named Carlos
    that had some kind of skin disease
    and was totally blind. They had a thoroughly modern kitchen
    self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
    Frank drove a little sedan
    they were so happy

    One night Frank was on his way home
    from work, stopped at the liquor store,
    picked up a couple Mickey's Big Mouths
    drank 'em in the car on his way
    to the Shell station, he got a gallon of
    gas in a can, drove home, doused
    everything in the house, torched it,
    parked across the street, laughing
    watching it burn, all Halloween
    orange and chimney red then
    Frank put on a top forty station
    got on the Hollywood Freeway
    headed North

    Never could stand that dog
  9. #9
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Read OP, it actually makes me like you.
  10. #10
    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    the lack of coherency reads like a paint victim
  11. #11
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla a paint victim?

    What is a paint victim?

    This is §m£ÂgØL, so I doubt he knows or cares.

    Just another exploitative speak I guess.
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I dreamt the story and went to work and got drunk after work and wrote the story gimme a break fam thats why i called it "flash fiction"

    i wrote it in 15 minutes while sippin brews

    and i drew the picture while on meth and heroin a few days ago about my old job and posted it up at my new job.
  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    bumpy byoopers
  15. #15
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    hitchhiked into registration :

    how i went from a mere delinquent into a full blown registered sex offender.
  16. #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    u gay bromo ^?
  17. #17
    S6x African Astronaut
    I like that song (From Spacehog?) where they from?


    hey Bill Krozby
    you draw this? You should make underground comics

  18. #18
    lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    THANKS I ENJOY\D IT A LOT
  19. #19
    S6x African Astronaut
    Originally posted by lantiqua87 THANKS I ENJOY\D IT A LOT

    Stop drinking Ol lady
  20. #20
    lantiqua87 Houston [my imperatively healing tajikistan]
    BITCH I SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN IM A 6 FOOT 2 230 POUND BIG BITCH N AINT NOBODY OUT THERE THAT CAN FUKK WIT ME INCLUDING U U PANSY ASS LIL BOY SO FALL BACK NIGGA AND SHUT UR STUPID MOUTH B4 U GET KNOKKED TH FUKK OUT
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