This is surprising to me

1. 2018-07-16 at 3:31 AM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut
   if squirels can't be gay..what about people
   
   
2. 2018-07-16 at 8:34 AM UTC

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   CandyRein Black Hole
   I don’t know but I’m glad I’m not going out like those squirrels because this 25 yr old freak sure is macking on me..
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   *looks out for lightning strike*
   
   *shakes fist angrily*
   
   Damn you FetLife and your evil site forcing me to exchange numbers with these Jezabels trying to seduce me*
   
   🙏🖤
3. 2018-07-16 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Squirrel is gay, he's fucking HTS isn't he.
4. 2018-07-16 at 2:49 PM UTC

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   jer3552 Houston
   squirrels like to lick your nuts
5. 2018-07-16 at 2:56 PM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   Rude.
6. 2018-07-16 at 3:05 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   hello trouble
7. 2018-07-16 at 3:16 PM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   Pole
8. 2018-07-16 at 5:51 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   lol
9. 2018-07-16 at 11:04 PM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t know but I’m glad I’m not going out like those squirrels because this 25 yr old freak sure is macking on me..
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   *looks out for lightning strike*
   
   *shakes fist angrily*
   
   Damn you FetLife and your evil site forcing me to exchange numbers with these Jezabels trying to seduce me*
   
   🙏🖤

   
   If I promise to sit nicely in a chair, can I video tape this moment?
10. 2018-07-16 at 11:06 PM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Squirrel is gay, he's fucking HTS isn't he.

    
    wait. in what context is that meant to mean?
    
    Is Squirrel and HTS the same or Is the Squirrel actually fucking HTS?
11. 2018-07-16 at 11:10 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by S6x if squirels can't be gay..what about people
    
    

    
    I don't think people can be squirrels either.
12. 2018-07-16 at 11:14 PM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cupocheer I don't think people can be squirrels either.

    
    So you think that gay's aren't people then? that's bigoted.
13. 2018-07-16 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Chipmunks actually have a great passion for black cats. I heard it on CNN...must be true. They wouldn't lie... right.
14. 2018-07-17 at 2:17 AM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by joerell Chipmunks actually have a great passion for black cats. I heard it on CNN…must be true. They wouldn't lie… right.

    
    not every single time. but a lot of what they say is embelished with lies. it's like Satan gives a lot of truth with a little bit of lies. I don't know if that's a biblical saying or some poet stated this.. but it's true.
    
    A mile of truth with an inch of lie? I think the cat would pounce the chipmunk first
15. 2018-07-18 at 8:48 AM UTC

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    CandyRein Black Hole

    Originally posted by S6x If I promise to sit nicely in a chair, can I video tape this moment?

    
    Yes..