2016-04-30 at 12:46 AM UTC
On Wednesday I was having a coffee and decided to shave up a nutmeg and put it in my coffee. I started to trip so I went walking around town with nutmegs in my pocket
I saw a ghost head man ride floating bicycle across grass like it was pavement
Then I was sitting in my internet spot and this old Indian man who just opened a restaraunt says to me "come here" and I'm like "why am I going over there?" He asked if I need food and I just say "I just ate a nutmeg I need water because my throat is dry"
He says "why you eat the nutmeg? You starve?" I'm like yeah sure I'll play the part and said I'm homeless and all I have to eat is nutmeg
The guy took me in the restaraunt and cooked me a bunch of Indian food and then his wife came and they talked in Indian and offered me a place to stay if I worked for them
I had to babysit this 8 year old Indian girl for 2-3 hours the whole time though I was tripping on nutmeg and all their Indian relics and status and painting of a guy wearing a turban had this gold aura around them.
I ground up the entire bag of nutmegs and drank it with coffee at these indians peoples house. Then the old man tells me he needs some fire wood cut
I spent 9 hours using a power splitter chopping fire wood while pink Floyd "Nobody Home" played on an infinite loop in my head while the nutmeg kicked in. 4 hours into cutting wood I started getting delerious as fuck. My mouth kept drying out no matter how much water or soda I drank, everything was shimmering and my limbs felt so fucked I could hardly walk or lift wood. I kept hallucinating tiny bugs swarming me and I cut all the guys wood into triangles. So many triangles for 9 hours I just cut cut cut ∆ if it was slightly round or square I spent 5 minutes on a single log so I could make it all TRIANGLES.
Also songs kept playing non stop in my head like the marine chant from full metal jacket but the words were changed.
I DONT KNOW WHAT IVE BEEN TOLD!
NUTMEG TRIPS ARE GOOD AS GOLD!
HOW GOOD?
REAL GOOD!
REAL DRUGS!
MARINE DRUGS!
MANTICORE OF DARKNESS LEADS THE WAY!
WHILE I EAT NUTMEG CUTTIN WOOD ALL DAY!
NUTMEG! HOORAH!
TASTES GOOD!
REAL GOOD!
HOW GOOD?
MARINE GOOD!!!
Non stop for 9 hours this was the madness in my head.
they brought me apples and Indian sandwiches while I worked. I got paid $100 for babysitting and cutting wood and I'm supposed to be back on Sunday to stack all my triangles for 4-5 hours.
I already spent $40 on weed, beer and a huge bag of ground nutmeg. And doritos brand edible triangles ∆. What a week.
Im still tripping on nutmeg also I put like 6-7 heaping tablespoons in a single cup of coffee every day its my new thing.
2016-04-30 at 4:17 AM UTC
This story sounds to good to be true. To prove it isn't, snap a pic of the 8yo indian loli for me when you're alone with her next time. Or the logs cut into triangles but preferably both tbh fam.
2016-04-30 at 7:21 AM UTC
ridin that permastone ∆
2016-04-30 at 8:10 AM UTC
I will take pictures of all my triangles if I go out there on Sunday. It was such a trip there was a point where it felt like I was an alien God building the great pyramids out of wood for all eternity
Nutmeg tripping is fun as hell. I'm gonna start shooting parsley oil into my veins one day I almost don't even need beedrill no more.
Beedrill + nutmeg I just woke up and its 1am Saturday and I have a full body hangover that feels like my limbs are gonna fall off from gangrene. Can't tell if I'm sore from nutmeg or chopping all that wood, or both.
