The eventual love of your life is probably sucking someone else's cock right now

1. 2018-07-12 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
2. 2018-07-12 at 12:51 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   I sincerely doubt that. 😌
3. 2018-07-12 at 12:52 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS I sincerely doubt that. 😌

   
   How do you know you're the only one that has tasted the walnut dick?
4. 2018-07-12 at 12:53 AM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga
   So UR r the "eventual love of my life"?
   
   
   
5. 2018-07-12 at 12:54 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 So UR r the "eventual love of my life"?
   
   
   

   
   I have cock in my mouth as we speak (or don't speak)
6. 2018-07-12 at 4:42 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   It won't matter, no amount of practice can prepare you for a cracked tooth on your honeymoon.
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   • aldra
7. 2018-07-12 at 4:54 AM UTC

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   Manonfire African Astronaut
   Man..........
   
   U just got me back to all fuked up again....
8. 2018-07-12 at 5:41 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick It won't matter, no amount of practice can prepare you for a cracked tooth on your honeymoon.

   
   Don't worry, I've safely bitten down on tic tacs before.
9. 2018-07-12 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Don't worry, I've safely bitten down on tic tacs before.

   
   not when they're being rammed into your face with reckless abandon by someone who hates you though
10. 2018-07-12 at 6:32 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra not when they're being rammed into your face with reckless abandon by someone who hates you though

    
    Wrong: that someone was me.
    
    
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    • aldra
11. 2018-07-12 at 7:02 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    lol, 1 ounce
12. 2018-07-12 at 7:47 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How a nigga live
13. 2018-07-12 at 12:36 PM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    That's fine as long as they are honest with me about the cock they sucked on July 12th 2018 at 7:30 AM.
14. 2018-07-12 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    Well considering the love of my life has not been born yet I doubt it.
15. 2018-07-12 at 1:20 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by tje2607 Well considering the love of my life has not been born yet I doubt it.

    
    Nor will they ever be.
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    • tje2607
16. 2018-07-13 at 4:50 PM UTC

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    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]

    Originally posted by Captain Nor will they ever be.

    
    Sadly very true
17. 2018-07-13 at 6:31 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    How a lonely nigga live
18. 2018-07-13 at 8:25 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by Zanick It won't matter, no amount of practice can prepare you for a cracked tooth on your honeymoon.

    
    it just occurred to me that this might actually happen to you given that piercing
19. 2018-07-13 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I have the dental strength of 32 men
20. 2018-07-13 at 10:35 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    She’ll probably remember it more fondly too.