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Who has the smallest dick on NIS?

  1. #21
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    gay
  2. #22
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'm pretty small but it's cute
  3. #23
    blaster master victim of incest
  4. #24
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
  5. #25
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sancho

    Bwahahaha 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
  6. #26
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman



  7. #27
    The entire reason the invented the LHC, was to observe my dick
  8. #28
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
  9. #29
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Goddam HTS do a camshow you know the whole forum would be there.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #30
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Cootehill Goddam HTS do a camshow you know the whole forum would be there.

    What kind of camshow. 🤔

    If you mean the lewd kind; give me a few years of dieting, exercise, and extensive surgery and then we'll see.
  11. #31
    Madman African Astronaut
    I talked to scron and he said he would give you a bj if you deliver.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by HTS What kind of camshow. 🤔

    If you mean the lewd kind; give me a few years of dieting, exercise, and extensive surgery and then we'll see.

    No no no we want you and we want you NOW.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #33
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by HTS What kind of camshow. 🤔

    If you mean the lewd kind; give me a few years of dieting, exercise, and extensive surgery and then we'll see.

    Chubbies are OK. Maybe Scron might want to do some workouts first, I dunno.

    Originally posted by ohfralala No no no we want you and we want you NOW.

    This.
  14. #34
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Our record holder is Malice, reporting in at slightly less than 1".

    This^
    \thread
  15. #35
    blaster master victim of incest
  16. #36
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Is this a competition?

    I nominate Lanny.
  17. #37
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by EllariaSand Wowzers

    Does it have quadruple grundle too

    Grundle Bundle
  18. #38
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This^
    \thread

    Malice is dead, and his dick was pictured flaccid.

    He seemed to be more or less normal.

    The Irish have the smallest dick size in Europe, but we fuck a lot so it's kinda irrelevant. And we fearlessly assert our territory.

    The English have bigger dicks than the Irish, yet they're miserable fucking cucks. They'll cheer on a nigger raping their own daughers.

    Big dick equals a loser?

    And of course, as everyone knows, the feral wild niggers in the middle of Africa have big enormous ass dicks, and great musculature, but they're dumb as rocks.

    Big dick, dumb as fuck?

    I am only asking questions.
  19. #39
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Madman I talked to scron and he said he would give you a bj if you deliver.

    Noooooo. 😫
  20. #40
    Rivotril Houston
    Lenght: 16.4cm
    Girth: 17.1cm

    If your dick is <16cm lenght, it's small. If your dick is <14cm girth, it's small too.
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