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Soapfist's intervention

  1. #1
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Just fuck a kid already All talk is talk but lay out some chalk on the sidewalk and the chilluns will be drawn to your cawk
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sorry i'll shut up. Anything else?
  3. #3
    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Nah blood it's all good
  4. #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    nah he wont shut up because he's a huge faggot pedophile, they never shut the fuck up
  5. #5
    nah he wont shut up because he's a huge faggot pedophile, they never shut the fuck up

    I know. Ive been telling you to shut up for years!
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    nah he wont shut up because he's a huge faggot pedophile, they never shut the fuck up

    What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
  7. #7
    Yeah bro just fuck a kid already
  8. #8
    Hewfil1 Houston
    Thread is top kek. 11/10 Would read again.
  9. #9
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Yeah bro just fuck a kid already

    Working on it, to speed up the proceedings might as well give me Ashley's facebook. I'll fly out to NYC first thing.
  10. #10
    Hewfil1 Houston
    "Soapfist". Heh, means it'll slide in easily.
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