2016-07-28 at 2:52 PM UTC
I bet you thought this shit was spam, well nope. Over the past couple months I've been sitting around masturbating and drinking coffee and eating edibles like a lazy tweaker faggot all depressed because my gf lied hella times, just waiting for my fucking university to start again so I can have something to distract me. Well yesterday I caught her lying again, like the 50th lie on top of 500 after she already "came clean", so basically there is no chance we are staying together.
The funny part is that she's from another country and just recently extended her stay because we had made up because she had "came clean" to me. Now she's gonna pay half my rent for the next month and I'm buying a month long trip to Taiwan and bringing fucking ACID with me to TRIP BALLS IN TEMPLES WITH TIGERS AND SHIT.
One problem though, I'm physically dependent on marijuana for sleep and I don't want to get my head chopped off by them for drug trafficking and it seems like it will be hard to get. So I'm wondering if anyone knows anything about drugs I can use in Taiwan, besides alcohol because I hate it, and acid because I'll have no problem getting that in. I was thinking of crushing up a bunch of my etizolams and dissolving them in water and trying to put them on blotter as well.
Also apparently theres a chinese traditional medicine involving something similar to ayahuasca thats used specifically in Taiwan and not as much in mainlind China, does ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS?
holy fuck im stoked
2016-07-28 at 6:23 PM UTC
[greentext]>physically dependant on marijuana[/greentext]
Sorry, this is objectively impossible, wrong choice of words.
[greentext]>for sleep[/greentext]
Ok, so you have insomnia and some kush helps with that. Before you go to Taiwan pay a visit to your doctor tell him: Gee Doc, i've been having trouble sleeping and i'm kind of at a loss with regards to what i should do, i tried all them fancy drugstore remedies they didn't do shit. If he wants to ship you off with some shitty TCA like amitryptaline or something like promethazine, let him and save it for a rainy day. Look up the side effects as well. Then, after two weeks call your doctor up and tell him you still can't sleep and now you got these annoying ass side effects as well. repeat until you get a benzodiazepine prescription of your choice.
Problem solved. Not only do you have something to sleep now, you also have written proof a doctor gave it to you, if this won't keep your head on your shoulders i don't kow what will.
Don't get in fucking trouble in Taiwan though, you will have no embassy or consular protections since China says Taiwan is a part of it and as such the international community only has diplomatic relations with Beijing and not Taipei. Although Taiwan maintains it is independent it is generally not recognized as such but that won't stop them from trying.
2016-07-28 at 7:06 PM UTC
Well when I don't have weed I wake up multiple times during the night in cold sweats feeling like shit for about 2 weeks, so maybe I'm not physically DEPENDENT on it, but I thought it was accurate enough.
I have etizolam pills. I was thinking of dissolving some crushed ones in pg and dropping it on paper.
