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  1. #1
    Madman African Astronaut
    I am officially an extrusion operator manufacturing vaginas. I've been doing temp jobs and selling drugs for like over five years. I even passed a piss test. The only bad thing is brutal 12 hour shifts but I get half the week off and I'll make 13 bucks an hour with raises that are automatic after working there a certain amount of time. Its the whole deal, insurance and 401k and all that bullshit that I don't want to pay for but I don't remember the last time I went to the dentist and probably need to get my teeth checked out. Slave to the wage 4 lyfe. I'm going to buy so many guns and girlfriends I can't wait.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    Madman African Astronaut
    I'll take bets on that, unless they pop a piss test on me when I'm dirty I'll probably be there a couple years, depending on what my band situation is.
  4. #4
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Fuck! I am on eastern time living like I am on pacific..
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    a production whore by any other name.
  6. #6
    Madman African Astronaut
    Atleast I get paid in american dollars, what currency are you paid in?
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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Madman Atleast I get paid in american dollars, what currency are you paid in?

    i dare not say.
  8. #8
    Madman African Astronaut
    Then they would probably be easy to counterfeit and you should do that.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Madman I am officially an extrusion operator manufacturing vaginas. I've been doing temp jobs and selling drugs for like over five years. I even passed a piss test. The only bad thing is brutal 12 hour shifts but I get half the week off and I'll make 13 bucks an hour with raises that are automatic after working there a certain amount of time. Its the whole deal, insurance and 401k and all that bullshit that I don't want to pay for but I don't remember the last time I went to the dentist and probably need to get my teeth checked out. Slave to the wage 4 lyfe. I'm going to buy so many guns and girlfriends I can't wait.

    lol you're a loser i make more than you
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    Find messages in coded by The free Totes army semi:Hello my name is Sandy knowhow know me I am a Navajo code talker this makes my speech super encrypted friend secure OK you're does the Navajo talk semi:
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my dad did an ancestor research to prove im native american an an attorney so i can get some money from the gubberment

    hehehehehehe
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    Opie mailed some of his premium Man's made vaginas which he made it his new job and email them to Lil sporty .
    Word of the street is that little sporty open the Box and says no this is the wrong order this is supposed to be all dildos in assholed pugs

    Now for hilarious finisher to the story actually the gift when back to the factory in little sporty got hymns dildos as ordered because they other packagers a surprise
  13. #13
    Madman African Astronaut
    You make more than me making pizza? You could make that much delivering pizza but not cooking it. Not to mention the cost of living where I live is pretty much the lowest in the country and so is the minimum wage.
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Congrats. Don’t fuck it up.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Madman You make more than me making pizza? You could make that much delivering pizza but not cooking it. Not to mention the cost of living where I live is pretty much the lowest in the country and so is the minimum wage.

    yes i do
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    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol you're a loser i make more than you

    Bill Krozby, bruh...
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Madman You make more than me making pizza? You could make that much delivering pizza but not cooking it. Not to mention the cost of living where I live is pretty much the lowest in the country and so is the minimum wage.

    Where you live? KY?
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Madman I am officially an extrusion operator manufacturing vaginas. I've been doing temp jobs and selling drugs for like over five years. I even passed a piss test. The only bad thing is brutal 12 hour shifts but I get half the week off and I'll make 13 bucks an hour with raises that are automatic after working there a certain amount of time. Its the whole deal, insurance and 401k and all that bullshit that I don't want to pay for but I don't remember the last time I went to the dentist and probably need to get my teeth checked out. Slave to the wage 4 lyfe. I'm going to buy so many guns and girlfriends I can't wait.

    May I sample one of these man made vaginas? The bitches currently sitting out here on this porch are sub par....
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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk May I sample one of these man made vaginas? The bitches currently sitting out here on this porch are sub par….


    Check your front pockets, dork!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Comfy Job!
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