I tink I really fucked up

1. 2018-07-10 at 1:43 AM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut
   There cars coming and going in the driveway into this unit. and I just happened to notice a mini roll up and 8 clowns got out of it. and walked off down the street and jumped on the 53 bus to North Berkeley or even farther.
   
   but I saw someone moving around in the back, I looked into my binochulars and saw what clearly looked like someone with binochulars staring back at me.
   
   I walked over to the clown car and noticed it was a child. left in the back. it's like 85 degrees out but I figured it must be 120 with all the windows rolled up and it was tinted windows.
   
   I smashed the window and a clown alarm went off. people were looking out their windows.. in the back was a midget and not a child. but it was a rubber sex midget with a french goatee done with a sharpee on its face. and binochulars were actually just the wide eyes and giant O shaped mouth.
   
   it's still making a honking sound. like a clowns bike horn. HONK HONK HONK.
   
   how much do you think I can get for this used doll on eBay?
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2. 2018-07-10 at 1:50 AM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Yeah.
3. 2018-07-10 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Yeah.

   
   Yeah's not an amount.
   
   Please try again
4. 2018-07-10 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Something like that is simply priceless.
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5. 2018-07-10 at 2:16 AM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Something like that is simply priceless.

   
   when I was walking away with it, this rainbow color goop was oozing out of the side of his little pair of Lederhosen.
   
   then I realized "Ewww.. clown cum"
   
   I hosed it down using the apartment complex next door instead of our units. their guest parking as well. oddly the mini is gone now.
   
   they were so damn loud leaving but really quiet while returning and then leaving.
6. 2018-07-10 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Question. If the windows were tinted how did you see anything let alone 'movement' as you described from what was ultimately an inanimate doll?
7. 2018-07-10 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Also clown cum tastes funny.
8. 2018-07-10 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   blaster master victim of incest
9. 2018-07-10 at 4:25 AM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by S6x how much do you think I can get for this used doll on eBay?

   
   tell me with this anatomically accurate doll what you did to your doll.
10. 2018-07-10 at 12:49 PM UTC

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    tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]
    I would say 15 cents unless it is a hyper realistic one
11. 2018-07-10 at 12:56 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    8 people in a Mini...lol.
12. 2018-07-10 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Give up the drugs, pal.
13. 2018-07-10 at 2:06 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by blaster master Mr. Questions, since you seem to be well acquainted with the flavor of clown cum, could you please describe it for the rest of us?

    
    Candy canes and rainbows probably.
    
    
    ONTOPIC; Cool story OP, i lol'd.
14. 2018-07-10 at 6:35 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    OOOOOOOKKAY>>>>
15. 2018-07-10 at 6:53 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Candy canes and rainbows probably.
    
    
    ONTOPIC; Cool story OP, i lol'd.

    
    No it's like rotten mayonnaise and skunk spray.
16. 2018-07-10 at 7:41 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    What if it was a child though...and you smashed the window..?
17. 2018-07-10 at 9:23 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ No it's like rotten mayonnaise and skunk spray.

    
    Joke's on you. Skunks don't exist.
    
    Well at least where i am from.
18. 2018-07-10 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Joke's on you. Skunks don't exist.
    
    Well at least where i am from.

    
    You don't exist where I'm from does that mean you don't exist??? :( what's happening??????
19. 2018-07-10 at 9:29 PM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by esbity What if it was a child though…and you smashed the window..?

    
    I guess a hero of the day..cps visiting father-clown
20. 2018-07-10 at 9:30 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ You don't exist where I'm from does that mean you don't exist??? :( what's happening??????

    
    I... i...
    
    *Disintegrates*
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