Wimbledon is here and I am queer!
We are at the quarterfinals, or the "Elitist Eight" as I like to call them, of the best and most prestigous Tennis Tournament in the world. For those that don't know, the surface of a tennis court dictates the speed of the game, with grass being the fastest, and clay being the slowest, but the BOUNCIEST. Wimbledon is a grass court, which is funnest to watch in my opinion. Clay is funnest to play in everyone's opinion.
Unfortunately, we will not see more Sister-on-Sister action this year in the finals, as Venus Williams lost in the Skeet Sixteen. Venus was actually seeded ahead of her sister, Serena, this year at No. 9, even though Serena has been the real breadnigger for quite a few years now.
Serena is married to the co-founder of reddit. Neat! Betcha didn't know that, nerd, ha!! A
Serena has a zero year-old baby now and was not expected to do well this Bimbleton due to pregnancy fat shame. She is only ranked No. 25, but I am fully confident she will win. Her opponent in the quarter finals, Miss bibitty boppity Italiano Camilia Giorgi is not a particularly tough cracker to crunch.
The famous Rolex Bimbleton Scoreboard. Neat! Betcha' didn't know that nerd, ha!! A! !a
On the men's side of things, we have Roger Federer, the best Bimbleton player full stop, and grunting. I only watch men's tennis when I'm in the mood for manly grunts. Some players are notorious for grunting and Tennis has considered BANNING GRUNTING because it so disruptive. Neat! Betcha' didn't know that nerd, ha!!
Well, I hope you learned something about Bimbleton today! I sure did, and I already knew it myself!! Fuck me no fuck you lets fuck
Discuss Wimbledon and recitivize!!! A a!
