Drunkcoding with Comrade Lanny

1. 2018-07-08 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Besides your speech you should try not to fidget. You look like you are distracted and don't want to be there. You aren't even gesturing with your hands like an italian, your hands are just all over the place, like you don't actually control them. That Dr. Strangelove act distracts the audience as well.
   
   Also try not to umm and aww at all. You appear confused when you do. JFK could get away with the eaaah, because he'd do it not when he was thinking but in the middle of speech, when the next word was obvious.
   
   It's not hard to change your demeanor to appear much more commanding and interesting.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-07-08 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   Tf you wearing that silly hat in your living room for? Lol
3. 2018-07-08 at 10:22 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Kinks Tf you wearing that silly hat in your living room for? Lol

   
   He wears the same hat and flannel shirt in every instance he has been on a camera. He thinks it makes him look like a Communist.
4. 2018-07-08 at 10:25 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by Grimace He wears the same hat and flannel shirt in every instance he has been on a camera. He thinks it makes him look like a Communist.

   
   He lives in California, he needs the ushanka to survive the -50°C winters.
   
   Why doesn't he go for the Castro look
   
5. 2018-07-08 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   The costume budget at "webcam recordings of lanny being a drunk piece of shit studios" is kinda tight so I gotta work with what I got, and what I got is ski gear.
6. 2018-07-08 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Nah dawg, that's how I establish myself as the beta in any situation. I make people strain to hear me despite my low volume mumbling and tangental speech pattern to force them to listen to me. Make them jump through some hoops to understand what I'm saying because it's just that important and they need to the stream of pearls of wisdom I leave in my wake.

   
   
   I swear my bf non sarcastically does this. Haha
7. 2018-07-08 at 10:51 PM UTC

   #27
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Lanny …Make them jump through some hoops to understand what I'm saying…

   
   But don't they ever go, "What?", "Huh?", "Excuse me?" a lot? Seems like that would be very annoying and not worth making them jump through hoops.
8. 2018-07-08 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #28
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader i improved my oratory skills by watching hitler speeches.

   
   How the hell do you get them to understand German?
9. 2018-07-09 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #29
   

   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

   Originally posted by Zanick I watched this high on marijuana and nitrous oxide and ~35 g piracetam, it was very strange.

   
   
   I watched it without the pyrotechniques and was still very strange.
   
   So much for codes.
10. 2018-07-09 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #30
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
11. 2018-07-09 at 2:15 AM UTC

    #31
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    awwwww.....Lanny has another secret admirer. Isn't that special?
12. 2018-07-09 at 2:19 AM UTC

    #32
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
13. 2018-07-09 at 2:33 AM UTC

    #33
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by apt It's no secret that I would go gay for Lanny

    
    Was my comment directed to you, dear?
    
    Congratulations!
    
    Would you please remove the empty hanger from the rod, please?
14. 2018-07-09 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #34
    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
15. 2018-07-09 at 2:39 AM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cupocheer awwwww…..Lanny has another secret admirer. Isn't that special?

    
    Who is it then and how do you know???? Juicy details please!!!!!
16. 2018-07-09 at 2:42 AM UTC

    #36
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Ur kinda hot lanny
17. 2018-07-09 at 2:46 AM UTC

    #37
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by mmQ Who is it then and how do you know???? Juicy details please!!!!!

    
    
    SMFH
18. 2018-07-09 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Manonfire Ur kinda hot lanny

    
    Lol.
19. 2018-07-09 at 2:49 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by apt It's no secret that I would go gay for Lanny

    
    lol... is this Fox Paws?
20. 2018-07-09 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #40
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]

    Originally posted by Lanny Nah dawg, that's how I establish myself as the beta in any situation. I make people strain to hear me despite my low volume mumbling and tangental speech pattern to force them to listen to me. Make them jump through some hoops to understand what I'm saying because it's just that important and they need to the stream of pearls of wisdom I leave in my wake.

    
    Wut?