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BOILED EGG SURPRISES AND TINY SODA BOTTLES

  1. #1
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Hey guys what type of boiled egg surprises do you like to make for yourself or your friends and family?

    Me?

    Sometimes I'll take out the yolk, and squeeze in some canned cheese, and then reassemble, making the consumer of the egg say "Oh my! There is a surprise hiding in this egg! A cheesy treat lies beneath! Soft, for the yolk to rest on, adding texture and flavor to that would be a delight to any cheesy egg lovers!"

    This can be done with any cheese, but this is my first time with the classic canned cheese, and I gotta say, I rate it a 7.4/10.



    I also enjoy these next-level egg snacks with a tiny soda bottle. Not only does it make more crisp and refreshing, but it limits the amount of evil sugar, which hinders our gains. I refill this tiny soda bottle, as I am the fruity king, and I refill it with many different types of soda. I highly recommend it. And I am the Fruity King.

    You can find this little guy for around .20 cents at your local wal mart. I hyped this bad boy up to the cashier so much, practically gave her a review on the spot, she said she would be purchasing several, as I have convinced her of the tiny soda ways.

    They also make my hands feel manly and large. And I try and bring it in public with me as much as possible because when babes see how huge many hand compared to the tiny bottle, they automatically assume me beta. No questions asked.



    Anyways,

    What kind of fun things do you hide under the yolk?

    Don't you hate regular deviled eggs?

    Have you ever sliced the deviled eggs thin and put them on a piece of bread with cheese and had a boiled egg cheese sammich of sorts?

    Do you occasionally drink out of tiny bottles?

    Leave your deviled egg related input below!

    Have an eggcellent day my orally indulged niggas ๐Ÿบ
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  2. #2
    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    How much are those sodas? Is it one dollar for a pack or per soda? Are they tasty?
  3. #3
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You're on etizolam. You shouldn't post while on etizolam.
  4. #4
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]


    What, are you twelve, OP??

    jk..โ˜บ
  5. #5
    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Grimace You're on etizolam. You shouldn't post while on etizolam.

    bro u don't kno me u have no fuckin evidence and u have no right to question the fruity king


    Originally posted by Ensign ยงmยฃร‚gร˜L How much are those sodas? Is it one dollar for a pack or per soda? Are they tasty?

    Read my post brudda like .22 max. They taste kinda like those barrels of fruity flavored drinks, but carbonated, and in these bossa bottles
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  6. #6
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    century eggs are bests.
  7. #7
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    That tiny soda lol sooo cute.

    Tiny things are soooo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
  8. #8
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  9. #9
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by tee hee hee That tiny soda lol sooo cute.

    Tiny things are soooo ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    so is my penis.

    want to see ???
  10. #10
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by benny vader so is my penis.

    want to see ???

    Lets see benny baby!!
  11. #11
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Lets see benny baby!!

    you show me yours and ill show you mine.
  12. #12
    Madman African Astronaut
    I eat just regular boiled eggs, sometimes I don't even peel them because its a pain in the ass and I think you get calcium from the peel. On a side note you can't get sick from raw eggs, people think you can but you can't, you will only get sick if there was chicken shit on the outside of the egg and it hasn't been sanitized.
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