Who should play Jared (the former subway guy) in a film?

1. 2018-07-07 at 7:53 PM UTC

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   Item 9 African Astronaut
   jerry seinfeld maybe? nah... idk lol
2. 2018-07-07 at 7:54 PM UTC

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   Manonfire African Astronaut
   Me
3. 2018-07-07 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #3
   apt Tuskegee Airman
   The author of this post has returned to nothingness
4. 2018-07-07 at 8:03 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
   he's dead but let's say philip seymour hoffman
5. 2018-07-07 at 8:09 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Nicholas Cage
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

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   • aldra
6. 2018-07-07 at 8:35 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   John Waters
7. 2018-07-07 at 11:02 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Someone from DH, Niggas, or in general?
8. 2018-07-07 at 11:37 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Not sure, but they should get Polanski to direct it.
9. 2018-07-07 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Why? Because of his perclivities?
10. 2018-07-07 at 11:43 PM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    No, because he's a talented director and Rosemary's Baby was a masterpiece.
11. 2018-07-07 at 11:48 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    If I may offer my personal opinion: Rosemary's Baby was an excellent film because of the writing.
12. 2018-07-08 at 12:58 AM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Jared, he should play himself
13. 2018-07-08 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Perhaps Charlie Sheen.