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What character from its always sunny would you be?

  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^sounds like you're easily intimidated/guilty of fucking body builders.
  2. #22
    So many guys are uncomfortable with gay sex. What's up with that? Why are you all such pussies?
  3. #23
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    So many guys are uncomfortable with gay sex. What's up with that? Why are you all such pussies?



    Yeah, I am a pussy because nature made me repelled at the thought of two members of the same sex engaged in anal coitus. Speaking of anal coitus, I am not a big fan of anal sex as it is, let alone listening to two men grunting for 30 minutes straight, as 'entertainment'.

    Buttholes are just gross to me. Is that ok with you? Can I not be a homophobe and still have a problem with gays because they love buttholes and get traces of feces all over their bedsheets and bodies? Jeeze.

    You politically correct gay 'activist' types remind me of a story my daughter told me last week, how this girl in her class isn't attracted to black guys and doesn't want to go out with this black kid who keeps asking her out and now everyone is calling her a racist.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    [v^yeah i wouldn't want to go out with black guys/girls either, they are fucking disgusting to me. I guess different people have different preferences lol. Though personally I'm not into homosexual sex but it doesnt bother me hearing about other peoples preferences.

    I don't like mustard/ poppy seed tea but at the same time I don't get upset about it if other idiots use it.

    It's just really funny how people on here will go on and on about be pedophiles, trump supporters, methheads, high estrogen faggots, bundy addicts, devo fan bois, but as soon as I talk about have sex with a woman I'm the bad guy. What a crazy world we live in.

    I get so much attention here to where I get my own song/threads/ a cuck button made. I didnt know I was such a trend setter. Basically I cucked everyone on this site the last few weeks.



  5. #25
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    I bet you wouldn't like it if you had to smell mustard for a half hour straight. I bet you would at least get up and move away from it. That's just about what I did. I didn't want to hear it anymore, so I stopped watching the episode and moved on to the next one. I never did see the end of that one.

    The next one I saw was the episode where they do mushrooms, it was the best one yet.
  6. #26
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Id be charlie cause I'm crazy haha.

    Kreepyk would be sweet D, cause she's a girl and an alcoholic.

    Riser would be danny devito cause he's a crumudgeon


    I don't wanna be the bird! anyway, personality wise, I'm obviously Dennis.
  7. #27
    [v^y

    this algebra is sick
  8. #28
    dick choppers and moneylenders-- and they're funny
  9. #29
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Id be charlie cause I'm crazy haha.

    Kreepyk would be sweet D, cause she's a girl and an alcoholic.

    Riser would be danny devito cause he's a crumudgeon

    Besides the back brace I wore growing up, I'm nothing like dee.


    My jokes always land.

    Honestly Kinkou reminded me of her a bit.





    I'm more like Mac in a sense I think I'm more badass than I probably am and kinda bossy.
  10. #30
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    the farot
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  11. #31
    Frank
  12. #32
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
  13. #33
    S6x African Astronaut
    I'd be Rowdy Rod Piper but not die irl for at least 3-4 more decades.
  14. #34
    esbity African Astronaut
    Id be Mac's dad.
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  15. #35
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That Asian adolescent Dennis almost had sex with based on a lexical misunderstanding.
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