I keep gettin arrested all the time for some DUI shit

1. 2018-07-04 at 4:26 PM UTC

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   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
   Don't know why
2. 2018-07-04 at 4:48 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I have 4. You're fine.
3. 2018-07-04 at 4:49 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I should bump my dui defense thread but I won't out of common decency
4. 2018-07-04 at 4:54 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   I got arrested for one but it got dismissed.
   
   Get a better attorney...?
5. 2018-07-04 at 5:05 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   I've never had that problem.
   
   Aren't I precious? lol
6. 2018-07-04 at 5:13 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   is your car a cop magnet?
7. 2018-07-04 at 5:54 PM UTC

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   Madman African Astronaut
   Just try to grab their gun and show them whos boss.
8. 2018-07-04 at 6:01 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Congratulations, OP.
9. 2018-07-04 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   Everytime I seem to get arrested, I have an open beer in my vehicle.
10. 2018-07-04 at 6:08 PM UTC

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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Maybe there's somebody in your area who looks just like you and drives the same car, but who only drives sober, that the cops have been meaning to give a hard time, except they keep getting you by mistake.
11. 2018-07-04 at 6:10 PM UTC

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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

    Originally posted by aldra is your car a cop magnet?

    
    This.
    
    Drive whatever old ladies drive. Something grey and reliable.
12. 2018-07-04 at 6:12 PM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I didn't get a DUI! Ha ha ha!
13. 2018-07-04 at 6:13 PM UTC

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    apt Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
14. 2018-07-04 at 6:14 PM UTC

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    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut

    Originally posted by apt DUI should be a mandatory 1 year prison term, fuck degenerates who pointlessly endanger public safety because they're too lazy to call a cab

    
    Lazy aint the right word. It's too drunk to think right to call a cab.
15. 2018-07-04 at 6:17 PM UTC

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Just tell them you're an illegal...no DUI.
16. 2018-07-04 at 6:45 PM UTC

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    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by apt DUI should be a mandatory 1 year prison term, fuck degenerates who pointlessly endanger public safety because they're too lazy to call a cab

    
    What about if they're on motorcycles? That way they're only endangering themselves
17. 2018-07-04 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Stupidity at its best.
18. 2018-07-04 at 6:59 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by apt DUI should be a mandatory 1 year prison term, fuck degenerates who pointlessly endanger public safety because they're too lazy to call a cab

    
    But what if we are only drinking a 32oz on the way out to a bar, but we arnt drunk yet. Should that be illegal?