WTF?

1. 2018-07-02 at 10:13 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   
   
   I don't even want to know.
2. 2018-07-03 at 12:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I bet granny was a goer in her 20s.
3. 2018-07-03 at 12:31 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   well i dunno what you find so hard to understand here? clearly the little girl has cut her hand while trying to do that doing the knife between your fingers thing from alien. its likely she's cut one of her fingers off which is why she's crying so much.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-07-03 at 12:33 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by NARCassist well i dunno what you find so hard to understand here? obviously the little girl has cut her hand while trying to do that doing the knife between your fingers thing from alien. its likely she's cut one of her fingers off which is why she's crying so much.

   
   no blood on the cutting board or rug though
   
   mysterious
5. 2018-07-03 at 12:36 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   maybe they're putting on a production of alien for the school play and this is actually just rehearsals we're seeing here.
   
   
   
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   • aldra
6. 2018-07-03 at 12:41 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   looks more like predator to me...
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   • Lanny
7. 2018-07-03 at 1:02 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
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8. 2018-07-03 at 1:11 PM UTC

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   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Cup playing with the neighbors kids??
9. 2018-07-03 at 1:16 PM UTC

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   cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
   Did you need sunscreen, dear?
10. 2018-07-03 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Indian poker
    
    The youngins start with butter knives 👍🏻
    
    Also known as pinfinger or Bishop
11. 2018-07-03 at 1:18 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by cupocheer Did you need sunscreen, dear?

    
    lol you summoned her (?)
12. 2018-07-03 at 1:44 PM UTC

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    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cupocheer Did you need sunscreen, dear?

    
    No sir
    
    
    But you should slather some on that burn 😉
13. 2018-07-03 at 4 PM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by NARCassist maybe they're putting on a production of alien for the school play and this is actually just rehearsals we're seeing here.

    
    bishop's role is hotly contested
    
    I can't remember if the first movie or the second where he gets torn in half and carried around like a backpack