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ITT Zanick talks about his gay experiences

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    AKA HIS WHOLE LIFE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Are we 13 now?
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    ITT I will masturbate to gay experiences
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Op wishes
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by ohfralala ITT I will masturbate to gay experiences

    Let me write a slash fanfic about me and §m£ÂgØL.

    We were up late, arguing about race and politics as we were wont to do, when I realised how soft §m£ÂgØLs lips were.
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    Go on
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    My first tongue kiss was with a very attractive man. We were naked in a hot tub at the time with several other people. He clearly knew what he was doing, which made it awkward because I really didn't. I had never felt somebody suck on my face like that before, but suddenly, there was this hot, young stallion attached by the lips. I had a little time to get to know him prior to the kiss, but not long after we'd met was his tongue wrestling mine between our bearded cheeks, and that was a very gay fact that has never faded from my memory.

    It didn't go further than that, because we didn't have enough alcohol. Ultimately, I do think fondly of what happened that night if only because it was my first time seeing what a man's tongue does when it's in another man's mouth. I won't say I didn't enjoy it, despite my inexperience, and I can imagine it'll happen again someday if I'm feeling especially affectionate for some beautiful, hairy fellow. God forbid my father ever finds out, I think he'd have a stroke.
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    I stroked your father
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    This is one of those threads I made and immediately forgot about until I saw it


    So Zanick why do you swing both ways? Do you think it's nurture more than nature in your case? Do you think bisexual men are as predisposed to procreation as regulars?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don't see it as swinging, more of a pivot actually. I generally find romance with women, but at least on this particular occasion, I felt so content with our bodies and our connection that I decided to share a visceral moment with another man. It's not something that needs to be explained or understood, it should be celebrated, and savored, and repeated as often as possible.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Zanick …but not long after we'd met was his tongue wrestling mine between our bearded cheeks…

    Did you get any whisker burns?
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    Originally posted by Zanick My first tongue kiss was with a very attractive man. We were naked in a hot tub at the time with several other people. He clearly knew what he was doing, which made it awkward because I really didn't. I had never felt somebody suck on my face like that before, but suddenly, there was this hot, young stallion attached by the lips. I had a little time to get to know him prior to the kiss, but not long after we'd met was his tongue wrestling mine between our bearded cheeks, and that was a very gay fact that has never faded from my memory.

    It didn't go further than that, because we didn't have enough alcohol. Ultimately, I do think fondly of what happened that night if only because it was my first time seeing what a man's tongue does when it's in another man's mouth. I won't say I didn't enjoy it, despite my inexperience, and I can imagine it'll happen again someday if I'm feeling especially affectionate for some beautiful, hairy fellow. God forbid my father ever finds out, I think he'd have a stroke.


    This is my new favorite thread.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Did you get any whisker burns?

    Our beards were more stubble than whiskers, but no, that was not exactly where the friction was occurring. Have you ever kissed a person... on the mouth?
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    My second tongue kiss was with another man, five minutes later.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what kind of a faggot contemplates another dude and his gay encounters?



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    Originally posted by Zanick My second tongue kiss was with another man, five minutes later.

    You little hoochie mama.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I've been wanting to try poppers for a while, and I expect I'll have some extra cash before long, so I honestly don't know what's stopping me from inhaling this gay stuff.
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    Yesssss do it
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala

    This is my new favorite thread.

    I'm gonna go ahead and assume that's symbolic of you, me, and Zanny.

    Don't tell me if I'm wrong.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    He seems like a swell fella
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