Accidentally Setting A Forest Fire

1. 2018-06-20 at 8:54 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut
   What if someone sets off fireworks in the forest and it starts a forest fire? Is there a law against this?
   
   What do people do?
2. 2018-06-20 at 9:13 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I burnt down edgewater Fla back in 1971
3. 2018-06-20 at 9:21 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Didn’t some kid in Cali get a huge fine for the Ohai fires?
4. 2018-07-01 at 7:23 PM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut
   PG&E
   
   
   
   forced Malice to move out of Santa Rosa?
5. 2018-07-01 at 7:25 PM UTC

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   S6x African Astronaut
   Fireworks stink like shit and sulfer.
   
   I would like to see the Military drop a vacuum bomb 20 miles off of the coast of california and then launch some Minute Man missiles as a real July 4th celebration. why not.. they can just say they're testing them
6. 2018-07-01 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   🐿 African Astronaut
   You'll rot in jail.
7. 2018-07-01 at 8:13 PM UTC

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   apt Tuskegee Airman
   nigger
8. 2018-07-01 at 8:30 PM UTC

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   esbity African Astronaut

   Originally posted by 🐿 You'll rot in jail.

   
   What if Im already rotten?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Grimace
9. 2018-07-01 at 8:57 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   You have to have permission from the City if you are lighting off fireworks in a designated dry brush fire hazard zone.
10. 2018-07-01 at 9:09 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You have to have permission from the City if you are lighting off fireworks in a designated dry brush fire hazard zone.

    
    I just lit off some fireworks earlier today while shooting guns. Kind of lame though. An armedRob would be more interesting but gotta keep square for projects.
11. 2018-07-01 at 10:30 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Ministry of Natural Resources and/or Wildlife and Forestry officials could fine you hundreds of dollars, and they have inspectors all over the place.
12. 2018-07-01 at 10:43 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I started a fire when I was 5.
    Burned down the woods between my house and the house next door.
    I got found out and I tried to blame it on some other kid named BOBO or some shit.
13. 2018-07-01 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's 115F right now where I am. The moisture has been baked right out of everything. If someone was to drop a lit match, the whole area would probably go up in flames.
14. 2018-07-02 at 12:59 AM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut
    Northern California is on fire again.
    
    sending smoke and turning skies red all over the state.
15. 2018-07-02 at 2:07 AM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    What about investing in a forest fire fighting company and then doing it?
16. 2018-07-02 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut

    Originally posted by esbity What about investing in a forest fire fighting company and then doing it?

    
    I think they're called Pyrotechnics, has already been done
17. 2018-07-02 at 2:12 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    OP your title is an oxymoron
18. 2018-07-02 at 2:15 AM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cupocheer OP your title is an oxymoron

    
    It suppose to be. Moron.
19. 2018-07-02 at 2:18 AM UTC

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    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Then you got what you wanted, dumbass.
20. 2018-07-02 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    S6x African Astronaut
    this was about lighting off fireworks in a forest and seeing who is accepting of this! Stay on topic ffs
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • esbity