2016-06-29 at 12:51 PM UTC
Hmmmm. I mean yes I'm aware of the compounded pleasure that comes from a period of sexual abstinence, I just don't know how much I'd enjoy that in a strip club. I don't really get the concept of strip clubs anyway, so whatever. Maybe it's just me. The whole sitting around looking at a girl with her tits out do a little dancing, doesn't really appeal to me. When the world of all things porn is at my fingertips, an irl stranger with STD's and some surgically enhanced boobs moving around isn't that big of a turn on. As far as the lap dance, I mean yeah I guess I might somehow be able to cum if she grinds on me just right, then again I don't think I'd like the feeling of jizzing in my pants. Do you wear a condom or some special device for that? Honestly I'd rather just find a 4/10 and swipe right, go the bitch's house and take out my sexual aggression on her regardless of physical attraction. POUND TOWN BABY.
2016-06-29 at 1:30 PM UTC
Strippers ain't that bad. I went to one back in '13 or '14, and it was shit. But then I went back to one the other night and it was fucking amazing. I was addicted, and I had already jacked off that day.
I'm used to having jizz in my pants, I never clean up after I cum.
2016-06-29 at 2:37 PM UTC
Everything in your life revolves around your DICK bro. I can't wait until you need Viagra and we are like 90 years old shitposting "oh man I spent 30 hours pulling on this meat it reminded me of working in a butcher shop handelling the cold cuts".
I used to be a sex crazed maniac myself but I have self chemically castrated with BENZOS AND ALCOHOL.
if you get rid of your sexual organs you can evolve into the blob.
2016-06-29 at 3:26 PM UTC
I wish I still cared about my dick enough to do shit like that.
2016-06-29 at 3:29 PM UTC
it's kay..... these strippers in 7 days is all I really have in life right now...
2016-06-29 at 4:01 PM UTC
You still add "right now" to your sentences. There's still hope for you.
2016-06-29 at 4:05 PM UTC
adding "right now" to my sentences is all I have.
...
...oh shit.
2016-06-29 at 4:10 PM UTC
Wait until you lose that too, bwoy. Haha. Sorry.
2016-06-29 at 7:40 PM UTC
Get a lap dance and try to nut when shes grinding on you.
edit, wrote that before I even saw reply #4... fyi
