2018-06-29 at 8:25 PM UTC
Go to the worst places in the world ie a club. Young dumb girls will be there because they have bad taste. Get a beer and sip on it and look around the room and wait for a girl to look back at you. Approach girl, be yourself except confident and not a douche bag. Convince girl to go to a)your place b)her place c) the bathroom before you get too shitfaced because these places make you want to drink. Then fuck her and give her a good time and maybe she will call you or if you really like her call her. This is what you do everytime you want to masterbate, if you get good at this try it at places that don't suck and then gee golly what do you know you have real confidence and you don't have to be an insecure bitch anymore.
If you are ugly then work out and get a good body and it will work fine.
Your welcome you miserable fucks
I'm currently working flea markets and farmers markets and not doing too bad, I might actually have something in common with these girls.
2018-06-29 at 11:44 PM UTC
Leaving the house is for cucks
2018-06-30 at 6:07 PM UTC
Ensign Galm
African Astronaut
[specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
99% of the time I'd rather masturbate than fuck my girlfriend. So why would I bother to go out and fuck strangers? It's such a hassle if all you want to do is get off.
2018-06-30 at 6:11 PM UTC
Know what's cheaper? Just hang around a pizza shop. The women working there have nothing going for them and there are always drunk girls going in there on their way home from the bar and you already have a love of pizza in common
2018-06-30 at 8:13 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
You know what really makes you not be an insecure bitch? Not relying on the validation of other people to feel good about yourself.
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