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  1. #21
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Let's get some more men!
  2. #22
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Enterita Let's get some more men!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    Username:

    Timezone/Country:

    How often you're able to chat: When I check

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): If you buy drugs from me

    What do you think of women?: I want them to buy drugs from me

    What do you think of Enter?: I want him to buy drugs from me

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Offer to sell him drugs
  4. #24
    Timezone/Country: Central / USA

    How often you're able to chat: between 1-1000 times

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): I have no other e-friends

    What do you think of women?: some are worth my time some are not.

    What do you think of Enter?: Nothing, I'm not currently his e-friend.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: say stop being fat and dull then.
  5. #25
    Ghost Black Hole
    Username:Ronaldo scron

    Timezone/Country:space

    How often you're able to chat:all times

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N):I have no friends

    What do you think of women?:I want to murder them all

    What do you think of Enter? I think he's the Zodiak killer

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: tell him to buck up and send him pictures of my ass
  6. #26
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Username: Kinkou

    Timezone/Country: EST/USA

    How often you're able to chat: Sometimes all day, sometimes all night

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Y

    What do you think of women?: I think the vass majority of them need personality adjustments

    What do you think of Enter?: I think you’re nice, funny and sweet, though definitely insecure.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Talk him through it.
  7. #27
    Username: Whatever
    Timezone/country: Northern America
    How often you're able to chat: Depends how interesting you are
    Would you prioritize time with enter over all other E-friends: Yes
    What do you think of women?: Frustration and arousal
    What do you think of Enter?: Frustration and arousal
    If enter was being a little bitch wwyd?: Tell him he's being a little bitch and explain a perspective where he is not the bitch in the situation
    Would you choke a dying raccoon that was hit by a car?: In a second
    How often do you touch yourself while thinking about either enter or dead raccoons?: Not that often
    How big is a hectare?: 1.5 square miles, I don't see how this is relevant
    What should be done about Australia: Quarantine it. Nobody needs to know white people can be that stupid
    What's your favorite enter comic?: Fuck I forget. I remember the PI one was good. The only time you included me in it you completely fucked up my character. Im not even sure I even fucking want to be your e friend after that unless you
    Promise to remedy it in a new comic that lets be honest jumped the shark a while ago
  8. #28
    Enterita African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kinks Username: Kinkou

    Timezone/Country: EST/USA

    How often you're able to chat: Sometimes all day, sometimes all night

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Y

    What do you think of women?: I think the vass majority of them need personality adjustments

    What do you think of Enter?: I think you’re nice, funny and sweet, though definitely insecure.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Talk him through it.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    Username: BRiCK

    Timezone/Country: PST/USA

    How often you're able to chat: Never.

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): I do not have e-friends.

    What do you think of women?: I think that all western women are whores/lesbians/deserve the oven.

    What do you think of Enter?: I think hes alright.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Give advice based on life experience.
  10. #30
    Ghost Black Hole
    Everyone hates enter
  11. #31
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Username: Dfg

    Timezone/Country: GMT +8 / Philippines

    How often you're able to chat: Rarely, busy with IRL stuff.

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Sadly no.

    What do you think of women?: Good for fucking, can do things if trained properly, AWALT applies.

    What do you think of Enter?: Insecure, needs a kick in the butt, has potential to be something better.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: Link him to a support group or tell him to focus on earning money, bitches will come.
  12. #32
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    5 popcorns, 5 sodas
  13. #33
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Enterita

  14. #34
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by Enterita

    cute
  15. #35
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    triple post
  16. #36
    esbity African Astronaut
    Username: esBity

    Timezone/Country: Pacific

    How often you're able to chat: Always.

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): Y. I want bussiness partners.

    What do you think of women?: I dont aside from masturbation which porn takes care of.

    What do you think of Enter?: I like that key because it means Im likely finished with something.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would:
    Reply with a friendly "fu".
  17. #37
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Username: Rev. Zanick MD, JD

    Timezone/Country: That's none of your business.

    How often you're able to chat: At my convenience.

    Would you prioritize time with Enter over all your other e-friends? (Y/N): The internet is for homosexuals, and I don't value friendship as an institution.

    What do you think of women?: They are roughly half of all people, and I've met some of them. Most of these women weren't remarkable. I have high hopes for the rest.

    What do you think of Enter?: I think he's a deeply troubled young man who knows exactly what he wants to do in life, which is to hurt women emotionally.

    If Enter messaged me crying about how much women hate him and how he'll never get a girlfriend, I would: I would tell him he has some unique and hilarious beliefs which are largely if not totally responsible for his repulsiveness to all women.
  18. #38
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    zanick, come here, where's my money? don't make me get nasty wid you now



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  19. #39
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by NARCassist zanick, come here, where's my money? don't make me get nasty wid you now



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    Don't worry, it's a strategy. I've been filing continuances. I'll elaborate when I'm soberer and not in a discussion forum.
  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Zanick Don't worry, it's a strategy. I've been filing continuances. I'll elaborate when I'm soberer and not in a discussion forum.

    well you're still my lawyer right? you're there on hand to work to sue anyone as and when i see fit? coz there's somebody else i want to sue the literal shit out of and i need you with me zanick on this one? you not gonna just disappear off for another month without any contact?



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