2018-06-29 at 3:37 PM UTC
Cootehill
African Astronaut
[my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
Fucking Christ there is porn everywhere on the internet and in the popular culture - it's probably impossible to keep kids safe from it. Should we just say "fuck it" and not even bother worrying, and just try to educate them about it?
2018-06-29 at 3:38 PM UTC
Why are kids on the internet?
I learned about porn when I was around 4 when I found my dad's playboy magazines. That's the day I also learned about hairy coochies too.
2018-06-29 at 3:50 PM UTC
Back in my day we only had jazz mags that you'd find in your uncles garage or the "black book" kept behind the counter at the video rental place. Kids don't know how lucky they are these days!
2018-06-29 at 3:57 PM UTC
swim graduated from victoria's secret catalogs to watching porn IN THE DIGITAL AGE runnin @ 133mhz
so long, gizelle and adriana! HELLO snowballing anal felch gang bangs
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2018-06-29 at 4:01 PM UTC
Yet I still hear GEEZERS talking about how much pron they have downloaded onto their computer. With all due respect, because trust me I HAVE DOWNLOADED MY SHARE OF MILLIONS OF GBS OF PRON BUT,
ya know. It's streaming now. I don't have a single byte of porn In my computer.
2018-06-29 at 4:02 PM UTC
I remember getting a 9600 baud modem and downloading gif's off local BBS's...I was usually "done" before the gif was half way completed downloading...line by slow ass line, I just used to wish they'd download bottom to top instead of top to bottom.
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2018-06-29 at 4:08 PM UTC
I remember the first internet named girl I printed onto my dad's printer with the colored ink and I treasured thst pic it was just some teenage girl with her top off literally the most basic of basic but she had these puffy little nipples and looked like the girl next to me in class and dang it was my KEEPSAKE. Until my parents found it where I had it hidden in my closet above the door but little did they know ever to this day that I had a second copy. Ha fuck you DAD!!!!
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2018-06-29 at 4:11 PM UTC
oh that reminds me, I used to have a set of playing cards with naked women on them when I was about 7 or 8 (yeah I started early), my mom found them when she was cleaning my room though and threw them away...that's child abuse in my opinion.
2018-06-29 at 4:19 PM UTC
i don't believe kids are as 'innocent' as adults like to think they are tbh. i can remember being curious about all the girls special place holes when i was about 5 and would take any opportunity even at that age to get the girls to show it and even let me touch it. didn't know why the fuck i was so curious at the time, just knew i was, lol.
i can remember when i was about 8 and was playing with this girl katy and got her to show me. i saw her clit and had no idea wtf it was. i told her she was growing a dick and turning into a boy and she started crying, lol.
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2018-06-29 at 4:19 PM UTC
Oh that reminds ME of the time I had some vodka bottles stashed in my closet downstairs and we had a plumber come over to fix the UPSTAIRS bathroom but of course it involved my DOWNSTAIRS closet and of course for whatever fucking reason (sex) my mom had to watch the plumber the whole time and so he DISCOVERED my bottles and my mom and I had to acknowledge it and it was all very awkward. The plumber came to me when my mom was gone and told me he was sorry and actually gave me 20 bucks which I am eternslly respectful toward. Probably happens a lot like how fonas cable guy got stuck with one of his Hep C needles he hid in his ceiling. Haha
2018-06-29 at 4:33 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Yup. So much easier now. I used to have to steal my dad's magazine when he left the house to learn about naked ladies
