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How has reality been augmented by cell phones?

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    Or just changed if not made better? The influx of information at your fingertips is so nice and all but it's the ole teacup at a firehose analogy. All nubile millenials should have to chop wood in the forest for half the time they spend on their phones. Wifi should be free but motion operated like a fit bit. Discuss
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    Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Shitposting is a power our ancestors only dreamt of.
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    I think people have gotten dumber over the years not smarter, I know back in the day before t'internet and cell phones etc I was a lot smarter. It took the internet to show me how dumb I really was.
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    esbity African Astronaut
    Crimes can be committed and facilitated on phones.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I can also stalk my victims without having to put on clean clothes and leaving my house!



    Hihihiii jigg!!
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee I can also stalk my victims without having to put on clean clothes and leaving my house!



    Hihihiii jigg!!

    It's not like you put on clean clothes when you leave the house anyway..and please stop sending me your dirty panties...I have a chest of drawers full of them now.
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson people have gotten dumber over years not smarter, back in day before t'internet and cell phones etc I was a wee bit smarter. It took t'internet to show me how dumb I really was.

    fixt, you're losing that northern twang there jiggy?



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    Thanks
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    arkright uld be proud



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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Originally posted by yum Or just changed if not made better? The influx of information at your fingertips is so nice and all but it's the ole teacup at a firehose analogy. All nubile millenials should have to chop wood in the forest for half the time they spend on their phones. Wifi should be free but motion operated like a fit bit. Discuss

    Lol he only posts once a week, what a retard.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    It hasn't. It has made it that I only know my number, my work's number and my parental's house number (bc I used to live there).
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee It hasn't. It has made it that I only know my number, my work's number and my parental's house number (bc I used to live there).

    Give me all those numbers or Ill SWAT you
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