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Cooking with fecal matter

  1. #1
    I wonder if its possible to make something edible and tasty out of fecal matter.

    like using it in a soup somehow. I bet theres a way to bring out its flavor.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/
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  3. #3
    HTS highlight reel
    Dude, what the fuck...
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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by HTS Dude, what the fuck…

    You see what you've done?
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    HTS highlight reel
    PSA: Don't eat ass.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yo actro you wanna open a steakhouse with me??

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/

    20years from now people in the first world are going to eat shit synthesized meat while people in the turd world enjoy real meat.
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    All he’s got is a hot plate and his own poop in that storage unit so he’s having to get creative.
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    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man I wonder if its possible to make something edible and tasty out of fecal matter.

    like using it in a soup somehow. I bet theres a way to bring out its flavor.
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    Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
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    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]
    oh hey, ROCK. Play a song for me to listen to?
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/

    It doesn't surprise me that the japs figured it out first.
  13. #13
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It was a troll. A hoax.
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    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    In North Korea it is called "Second Harvest", and is regarded as a delicacy.

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    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    There was a fat jedi kid who would eat anything if it was free. My friend who was a complete druggie made some cookies for fun with fecal matter and offered them to the rest of the students before class started. Everyone was in on it...but the jedi guy and teacher ate the whole plate. Lol.
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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by joerell There was a fat jedi kid who would eat anything if it was free. My friend who was a complete druggie made some cookies for fun with fecal matter and offered them to the rest of the students before class started. Everyone was in on it…but the jedi guy and teacher ate the whole plate. Lol.

    Explains a lot
  17. #17
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Explains a lot

    Yup, if you eat pig shit you're full it...like you are.
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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    update:

    I should have taken the bay leaf out
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