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What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina?

  1. #1
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This just in.
    http://rinf.com/alt-news/breaking-news/hidden-dangerous-texas-police-confiscate-handgun-womans-vagina/
    funny shit.
  2. #2
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    for some reason i thought this was going to be a Sploo thread. But yeah, if you have a pussy might as well hide contraband inside it.
  3. #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fitting a handgun into your snatch has to be a logic puzzle even sploo couldn't solve. this bitch should get a mathematical commendation, mensa life membership and immunity from any further meth or gun charges
  4. #4
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    fitting a handgun into your snatch has to be a logic puzzle even sploo couldn't solve.

    It was a tiny gun appearently.
  5. #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was a tiny gun appearently.

    THAT'S HOT RIGHT?!
  6. #6
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    THAT'S HOT RIGHT?!

    A gun in a pussy or a tiny gun?
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    A gun in a pussy or a tiny gun?

    Nevermind I just read the whole story as a tiny pre-teen with a tiny wet pussy concealed a tiny little gun inside her tiny wet gash and all was tiny.
  8. #8
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Nevermind I just read the whole story as a tiny pre-teen with a tiny wet pussy concealed a tiny little gun inside her tiny wet gash and all was tiny.

    *Cringe*

    Tiny girls shouldn't hide guns in their tiny pussy, no matter how tiny the gun. That's dangerous.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *Cringe*

    Tiny girls shouldn't hide guns in their tiny pussy, no matter how tiny the gun. That's dangerous.

    THAT UNINTENTIONAL INNUENDO THO

    XD
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    THAT UNINTENTIONAL INNUENDO THO

    XD

    Guns shoot bullets, mmk?
  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Guns shoot bullets, mmk?

    Penises shoot ejaculate, mmk? Why the fuck haven't you joined me in TC? Cuz it's just me and I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU??
  12. #12
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Penises shoot ejaculate, mmk? Why the fuck haven't you joined me in TC? Cuz it's just me and I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU??

    One sophie coming up.
  13. #13
    What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina? Why blow a load of course!
  14. #14
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    fitting a handgun into your snatch has to be a logic puzzle even sploo couldn't solve. this bitch should get a mathematical commendation, mensa life membership and immunity from any further meth or gun charges


    I actually have a wife beating class tommorow with a man who raped his gf with a loaded pistol. He claims he doesn't remember any of it, even tho when the cops came she even had her mammary cancer scar opened up. shits crazy man
  15. #15
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    What would you do with a loaded gun found in a vagina? Why blow a load of course!

    Now this is the type of response that I would have expected right away,you guy's are slippin.
  16. #16
    Now this is the type of response that I would have expected right away,you guy's are slippin.
    Thanks you, you've been a great crowd, I'm here live at the Holiday Inn Lounge every night 'cept Mondays. Monday is Pokémon night.
  17. #17
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Now this is the type of response that I would have expected right away,you guy's are slippin.


    or maybe some of us don't care to be predictable insufferable twats??
  18. #18
    or maybe some of us don't care to be predictable insufferable twats??
    Or maybe one of us is jealous...
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I actually have a wife beating class tommorow with a man who raped his gf with a loaded pistol. He claims he doesn't remember any of it, even tho when the cops came she even had her mammary cancer scar opened up. shits crazy man

    >Gun in vagina
    >Open mammary scar


    Mammary has something to do with tits, i think the word you're looking for is ovarian.
  20. #20
    This thread is relevant to my interests.
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