POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Mi,Vt Maine or NH,, Mi is full of has beens tho,, no real man jobs left and 10's of thousands of disgruntled ex auto industry workers and shitty water but its beautiful,, oh yea the blacks all ran for the hills and you cant pull up to a lake without seeing 17 Caddys and 3 picnic tables full of old black men playin dominoes or cards,, ok scratch MI. I was gonna move there till I saw moving to the country wasnt going to be like living in the country
the pat-man
Tuskegee Airman
[overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
western carolinas are nice, low taxes, mountainous, not fucking 3000 miles from the ocean, not too many homies. can get hot in the summer but the humidity's not bad in the mountains.
Scrawny The 👻
Houston (banned)
[tame my contributory fire-wheel]
Fucking Americucks.
Today I woke up to $1000 in my bank account free money from the government just for being born here. I'm gonna buy some legal weed and cook up some Elk bacon and poutine for breakfast.
I would go out and look for a job but fucking Donald Trump and his NAFTA tariffs.
I'll just stay at home and watch hockey all day. Plans for tonight? Gonna fell some trees with the boys, drink some Molson and listen to Kim Mitchell and The Tragically Hip.