2016-01-02 at 3:20 AM UTC
But seriously
I was in my spergcave on the pixel box when I hear my mom screaming WHAT THE FUCK, turns out she left the sock full of my and her pills she keeps in her pocketbook on her bed, while the dog was laying there, left the dog unattended and lo and behold my dog got to the pills. Thank god she didn't take any of my vyvanse, clonidine, or my mom's percocets and oxycontins, but she ate atleast 5 or 10 lamictals and atleast 10 seroquels. The whole situation caused my sister to unleash a tangent of rage and psychotic anger the likes of which me and my dad have never witnessed from her, since she puts on the persona of being perfect and proper and all that, screaming at me and my dad that its our fault, right next to the dog. Shit happens, blah blah, eventually I get my sister to shut the fuck up because the worst thing you could do to a dog who just overdosed on antipsychotics is stress it out. Blah blah blah, my mom who's hysterical gets my dog to the vetinary ER, my sister gets in her car and drives to god knows where, and that just leaves me and my dad. He asked me if I needed anything, I said yeah, so he went to the car and got me a xanax and took one himself.
tl;dr my dumbfuck mom causes my dog to get into pills while my sister has a breakdown and me and my dad are probably not going to beat eachother up/spew word garbage at eachother anymore because we realized bitches be crazy.
2016-01-02 at 3:07 PM UTC
Listen to me carefully because i'm only going to say this once. Is your sister a qt? Besides being crazy that is, this information is essential.
2016-01-02 at 8:58 PM UTC
Yeah, I got one that looks 10 years younger than she actually is, its hilarious when we go out in public.
