2016-01-13 at 12:24 PM UTC
You need a fair sized network of devoted individuals to pretend to all be ISIS fighters in Syria, more specifically ISIS recruits . you have twitter and Facebook accounts named Abu Abdul Sheikh Mohammed and you look for people supporting ISIL and you contact them asking if they want to join the Islamic state. Even if they say no just keep telling them how nice it is living there and brag about your 10 wives Okay he asks how do I get there? You offer to send him with another recruit to turkey but first they have to prove themselves to ISIS. Pressure cooker or knife and you even send them money to buy the gear and tell them which store to meet the recruit and THEN you call the police and say this guy is with ISIS and just bought stuff to make a bomb and they check him out, find the bomb and then check his email and BOOOM 25 years in Guantanamo bay for terrorism, no phone calls, 23 hour lockup. You collect cash from the FBI and have a few friends to help out you can do this to a dozen muslims at a time and call them in once a week and get paid AND ITS TOTALLY LEGAL WOOOO GOGOGOGO
2016-01-13 at 8:48 PM UTC
I don't think the FBI pays for giving tips on terror attacks.
2016-01-15 at 5:04 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Except when they get interrogated with rape at GB and give your Facebook name, then you get arrested for global terrorism and GB gets closed by the next Democrat POTUS and then your homie is free to walk the streets while you linger in the jail yard and have to cuddle up to a guy named Helen with a swastika tattooed on his inner thigh in a cold shower
2016-01-15 at 5:30 PM UTC
I don't need your life story bud. You two clearly are only afraid because if you tried this and the FBI background checked you they would find all your illegal activities. If you don't think this is viable you are probably an ISIS shill
2016-01-15 at 5:52 PM UTC
The FBI an EU is doing this already and getting paid and they encourage white people to do the same
2016-01-18 at 10:47 AM UTC
Snitchers on NIS. Who would've thought?
2016-01-18 at 1:36 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you know, it's supposed to be funny but this is exactly what the FBI does. of all the terror attacks they've 'prevented' in the last 10 years or so, all of them have been situations THEY engineered in order to entrap someone they targeted for being 'susceptible to extremism'.
2016-01-18 at 2:13 PM UTC
I'm not being funny literally nobody will stop you if you do this
2016-02-04 at 8:15 AM UTC
I have unshakeable faith that the American people see right through you, OP. They know you will do absolutely anything to earn a dollar, and in this respect there is very little to separate you from a self-proclaimed "progressive" like Hillary Clinton or her Socialist friend in the White House. The truth is, when they see the two of us together, the electorate will recognize not only that I am the superior candidate, but also that my promises for security and economic reform echo their voices.
2016-03-06 at 11:22 PM UTC
what if they find this thread
