Pick up lines that work for you Every time

1. 2018-06-26 at 4:34 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ "bitter somethings"

   
   I give you something sweet each time you come inside my jungle book.
   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
2. 2018-06-26 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #42
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by EllariaSand

   
   I wonder what the hell she does to him afterward.
3. 2018-06-26 at 7:16 PM UTC

   #43
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Yet another cat fucker. Great.

   
   i dont blame the DHers for thinking that becos their shallow by default.
   
   but you, i expected better from you.
   
   a prostitute isnt necessarily a sex provider.
4. 2018-06-26 at 7:37 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader Whenever I feels the need for the company of toy cats, I'd just get some food, go out, leave them around and lay in wait. And then in no time, cats, toy cats would come to eat it, and in exchange I'll be able to pet and touch them as much as I want to, as much as I needed to, to my hearts content.
   
   When they're full, they'd play with me and even roll over and let me pet their underbelly and fondle their nipples and stroke their tails.
   
   And when I'm satisfied with all the toy cats stimulations I've gotten, I'll just turn around and be on my way and ditto will they.
   
   Its a pretty convenient way of getting all my toy cats needs and wants fulfilled without having all the tedious chores of cleaning after their mess and etc shits.

5. 2018-06-26 at 8:33 PM UTC

   #45
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   2018.
   
   thinks fondling some nipples is sex.
6. 2018-06-26 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys lungs with love lube ill give you something salty when i come inside your jungle book

   
   Not right now Finny. I’m trying to seduce Fargo.