Pick up lines that work for you Every time

1. 2018-06-25 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   That's practically any pickup line, because I am attractive.
2. 2018-06-25 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ShizNitty Houston
   Ive been using lines like
   
   Damn ma, im tryna get behind them cheeks and make em clap.
   
   or girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
3. 2018-06-25 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   Are you a girl?
   
   works every time.
4. 2018-06-25 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #24
   tje2607 Houston [issue my leonine harrier]

   Originally posted by ohfralala Benny I thought you said only betas own cats

   
   Fine lady, may I sniff you booty?
5. 2018-06-25 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by tje2607 Fine lady, may I sniff you booty?

   
   Are you a girl?.
6. 2018-06-25 at 5:44 PM UTC

   #26
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by ohfralala Benny I thought you said only betas own cats

   
   true.
   
   you dont have to own a cat to HAVE a cat.
   
   i use cat prostitutes.
   
   https://niggasin.space/post/236766
7. 2018-06-25 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Archer513 African Astronaut
   No lines needed
   
   Just a squinty eyed,crooked grin and a slow nod 👍🏻
8. 2018-06-25 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Benny you should not be having sex with cats. There are other options.
9. 2018-06-25 at 7:49 PM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by ohfralala Benny you should not be having sex with cats. There are other options.

   
   such as ???
10. 2018-06-25 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #30
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    
    
    
    
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11. 2018-06-25 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #31
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Only used this line once, but it worked! I'm thinking I was either good at picking or got real damn lucky.
    
    Closing time: "Wanna take me home?"
12. 2018-06-25 at 10:57 PM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala Do you say this all at once? Bc it would definitely work on me.
    
    Bumping this thread just to make Fargo uncomfortable.

    
    You say it five times as fast as possible for maximum effect.
13. 2018-06-25 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #33
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Whisper it five times really fast in my ear.
14. 2018-06-25 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Are u a nigger cuz i wanna do terrible things to you
15. 2018-06-25 at 11:39 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ohfralala Whisper it five times really fast in my ear.

    
    "bitter somethings"
16. 2018-06-25 at 11:47 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    ASL ???
17. 2018-06-26 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #37
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    "Hello"
    "Good evening"
    "Nice to meet you"
18. 2018-06-26 at 1:51 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    fuck, i'm so stoned right now
19. 2018-06-26 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic fuck, i'm so stoned right now

    
    Yee boi me too
20. 2018-06-26 at 11:49 AM UTC

    #40
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by benny vader such as ???

    
    Yet another cat fucker. Great.