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I wish somebody would commit suicide by...

  1. #1
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    ...tieing a rope to a cement pole at a gas station, then tieing the other end (in a noose) around their neck and getting into their vehicle and driving off decaptitating themself, in the daytime with people around and caught on video. It would be a good bit of entertainment online.
  2. #2
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Since it’s your idea....I th8nk you should Go for it 👍

    Make sure to pick a gas station with video surveillance




    Come on now....don’t keep us waiting
  3. #3
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    With a sign pinned to their chest...I LOVE BUNDY.
  4. #4
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    Lol
  5. #5
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
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  6. #6
    EllariaSand African Astronaut
    LMAO
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't think that would decapitate you, or maybe it would, but it would be a really weird decapitation.
  8. #8
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Additionally, pointing out someone's stupidity becomes just as stupid, what with the understanding that the stupid person can't acknowledge their stupidity. So it's stupid either way. Everyone is stupid I guess.

    FUCKING STUPID.
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  10. #10
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    I am stupid too? Well fuck! Where can I get some heroin?
  11. #11
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    1 TIME MY BRUTHER TRIED TO PULL MY HEAD OFF BUT IT JUST LIFTED ME UP

    GOES TO SHOW THE HUEMEN BODY HAS A LOT OF STRONGTH
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  12. #12
    joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Still it allows those who are on the fence to realize who is stupid and not become stupid. Lol.
  13. #13
    xy0 Houston
    before you do this, don't forget to superglue your hand to your head. this way, once your head comes off you will be holding it in your hand. also, I would recommend using some sort of metal cable instead of rope, because that'll definitely slice through your neck where is the rope may get stuck and break.
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  14. #14
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    put the ggas filler in ur mouth and activate the trigger latch so u fill up like a balloon full of gasaleen till u get so big and round that u fill up the entire canopy and expload
  15. #15
    After car decapitation >
  16. #16
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Your pic looks like bossB
  17. #17
    My pic looks like me.
  18. #18
    i saw the best minds of my generation shooting up green tea and meth at 11 am on a bright, warm tuesday morning in a chi town gutter
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